Scientology: What We Sell at Flag Only

Stable Exteriorization and Immortality. A parody by Golden Lulz Productions using original material from the "Church" of Scientology. Clips used under the Fair Use Exception for the non-commercial purpose of parody only.

They actually mean it! See for yourself.

Category:

Comedy

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• Scientology
• Flag
• Exteriorization
• Immortality
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[JohnnyAnonic]

Aren't parodies supposed to modify the original in some way?

[stategos]

Sure, but not necessarily in the soundtrack. Hint: Look @the captions

[Jmbrandon9]

I stand corrected

externalize means to remove body parts as in surgically... thats kinda creepy...

to externalize the heart, lung, kidney, etc...

I'm /guessing/ they mean your 'thetan' but, do you remove it surgically? that would explain the hefty price tag!

[stategos]

We'd need the Scientology definition of the word. It's probably in one of their dictionaries.

[Jmbrandon9]

exteriorization is not a word in the English language,gotta love how they make up words and the suckers who buy it grin and shake their head up and down...

[stategos]

Do some "Word Clearing"! :-)

[analyzingfunny]

omg this is so fucked up!!!

[Imariscent]

Shit I do this every fucking night when I go to sleep, it's call Astral Projection. You just don't have control of it. Dumb shit, scientology is selling you something you can learn how to do by yourself. Oh wait on that immortality thing; will I be immune to bullets.

[998987987698765]

I'm exteriour all the time. It is much better to operate your body from outside it than in. More space,freedom and ease of operation. Also you get a certainty of who you really are...you are not your body. You just HAVE a body. Too bad so many of you will never realize this state.

[Anonymous1075]

Oh please lord tell me tom cruise isn't immortal, LOL!!

[sinetology]

are you using final cut?

[JohnnyAnonic]

"$300,000, yeah." Too little too late, not especially clever.