radford university DALTON DINING HALL RAP FT. JI and Ross

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Uploaded by on Dec 15, 2009

LYRICS
YOYOYOYOYO
DIS IS YOUR BOY JZ AND DA RA BITCHES
IM LOSING BIOCHEM REVIEW TIME CUZ OF THIS SHIT
THIS FREE STYLE DEDICATED TO ALL MY PEOPLES WHO CHOWS IN DA DALTON.
SO I WOKE UP, STOKED UP IN BOLING 318
CHOKED UP ON THIS WAVE SHIT AND STAYED UP REALLY LATE
SO WHERE DID I GO?
TO THE DALTON HO!!
I GOT THE MEAL PLAN SO ITS THE ONLY PALCE TO EAT
I GOTTA PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT FOR 19 MEALS A WEEK
I GAVE MY CARD TO THE RETARDED. AT THE CHECKIN PLACE
I THINK IM GETTING SCAMMED BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE
BUT I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT CUZ DALTON IS MY PLACE!!
I LOOK AROUND ME!! SEE DEM BROWNIES
THEY GOT FLOUR CAKED PIZZA, SHIT FROM DA FREEZA
EGGS TASTES LIKE SPAM, GUYS NAME WAS DAN
HANDING ME SOME GREEN SHIT AND LEFT OVER STEW.
SHITSS SOO OLD THINK IT CAME FROM WORLD WAR II
YALL DIDNT MAKE THIS SHIT AINT FRESH
DEES PANCAKES ARE WACHO LIKE DAVID KARESH.
AS SOON AS I GOT CLOSE TO THE CAFETERIA
AND WHAT DID I SEE? SNAP BACTERIA!!!
CUPS AINT CLEAN AND DA FORKS AINT STRAIGHT
CANT GET THIS CRUSTY SHIT OFF MY FUCKIN PLATE.
I WANT SOME PASTA SO I HIT THE VEGAN BAR
THE NOODLES SO LIMP LIKE MY DICK AT A GAY BAR
AT THE BURGER PLACE THERE WAS A BITCH I CUT BEHIND
DUDE SERVIN CHICKEN TOLD ME BACK OF THE LINE
I BET U WANT IT FROM BEHIND U FREAKIN QUEER!
I GO TO COLLEGE AND YOU JUST WORK HERE
TO THE DALTON HO!! I GOT THE MEAL PLAN SO ITS THE ONLY PALCE TO EAT
I GOTTA PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT FOR 19 MEALS A WEEK
I TOOK A BITE OF BAGEL AND LOOKED AROUND
WITH THE CRUMBS ON MY TABLE ID EAT ON THE GROUND
BITCHES DIDNT CLEAN IT OFF
YOU DISABLED?
I WENT UP TO THE JUICE TYME TO GET SOME OJ
DIDNT EXPECT THIS SHIT TO TAKE THE WHOLE DAY
AT THE SALAD BAR LOOKING FOR DEM RANCH
LOOKS LIKE THE STUFF THAT CAME OUT MY PANTS
I TOOK ANOTHER GLANCE
AND THERE WAS SHIT IN THE RANCH FLOATIN ON THE TOP
WHITE A BLACK AND LIKE A FUCKING COP
I TOLD THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER
SHE BETTER FIND SOME NEW DRESSIN
CUZ I BE PROTESTIN AGAINST THE CONCESSIONS
TO THE DALTON HO!! I GOT THE MEAL PLAN SO ITS THE ONLY PALCE TO EAT
I GOTTA PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT FOR 19 MEALS A WEEK
SO WHEN U HITTTIN UP DALTON
YOU BETTER DASH DALTON
RUN LIKE THE WIND BEFOOOOO U BREAK IT!!

I WENT UP THE COUNTER TO GET A TAKE OUT CARTON
WE DONT DO ANYMORE? BITCH I BEG YOUR PARDON
NO MORE TAKE OUT??!!
I DONT PLAY THAT!
IVE BEEN A DALTON REGULA
SINCE WAY BACK!!!!!!!
SHITS WAY WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW NOW NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT AFTER CHOW
IF YOU EAT SHIT FROM DALTON ID HIT THE BATHROOM NOW
IF U EAT DA MEAT!!!!!!!!
SHIT WILL MAKE U FLOW LIKE ME ON THIS BEAT!!
EGGROLLS LOOK NICE, YOU BE SHITTIN
LIKE YOU ATE ICE!
BITCH WAS LIKE I M GONNA GET THE HAM!!
HOPE YOU LIKE SITTIN IN THE CAN.
I SAW A OLD LADY GET SOME SOUP
5 MINUTES LATER. SHE HAD TO FUCKING POOP
WHILE I HAD A LAUGH, THE SHIT HIT MY ASS
I RAN TO THE STALLS BEFORE I BLEW UP MY DRAWEAAAS
SO WHEN U HITTTIN UP DALTON
YOU BETTER DASH DALTON
RUN LIKE THE WIND BEFOOOOO U BREAK IT!!
DALTON HAS SO MUCH FIBER
SHITS LEAVES MORE SKIN MARKS THAN AN ASIAN DRIVER

SO BEFORE YOU U SPEND DEM DEM FOOD DOLLAS
YOU BETTER HOLLA
SO WHEN U HITTTIN UP DALTON
YOU BETTER DASH DALTON
RUN LIKE THE WIND BEFOOOOO U BREAK IT!!
SO REMEMBER THIS RAP OR YOU BE TAKING A CRAP
THINK OF DESE RYMES AND LET ME TELL U ONE MORE TIME
SO WHERE DID I GO?
TO THE DALTON HO!! I GOT THE MEAL PLAN SO ITS THE ONLY PALCE TO EAT
I GOTTA PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT FOR 19 MEALS A WEEK
BITCH

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  • the class of 2015 got some kids who can spit, but you don't need us to make you look wack as fuck.

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