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This is a song I wrote for the elders who have ever and will still come over to The Gerhartz home for dinner. I'm so sorry you had to experience our craziness

Shout out to the Elders: Lyrics

The Elders knock on our door
I'm surprised they'd come after they've been here before
So far so good, they're not dead yet
But they'll be running after dinner I bet

So please come in and take a seat
Cuz you are in for quite a treat
My dad hands them a little snack
Topped off with the hottest sauce called heart attack

Please pass the salad
Oh please pass a fork
hmm....which dressing shall I choose from?
My dad keeps on talking
He never stops
How come I've never heard that about Grandma?

Elders have you seen our house
Oh Elders have you seen our house
It's only clean when you come

So one day there was an investigator
She is quite the animal lover got no love for nothing else
She was doing good, understood it all
Only once was she filled with fear when my dad spoke of killing cats :( AHHHHH
"Oh Brother Gerhartz I heard you play the banjo"
I cringe as he runs upstairs and my mom comes back with spoons
Oh when will this night end, they have to go home soon
But my dad keeps on playing that old hillbilly tune

Please pass the salad
oh please pass a fork
hmm.....which dressing shall I choose from?
My dad keeps on talking, he never stops
How come I've never heard that about Grandma
Elders have you seen our house
Oh Elders have you seen our house
It's only clean when you come

Category:

Comedy

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• missionary
• mormon songs

[EmilyGerhartz]

I enjoy being a mormon very much. It is the greatest blessing!

[EmilyGerhartz]

WHY IS THE AUDIO OFF???? UGH!!!

[person6420]

lol I railed a mormon once :P Yup changed her life lololololol

[dthurlow0509]

I love this video, it is so true any my kids agree. I love the clean part. it is true my house is only clean when the missionaries and home teachers come over. but i wouldn't trade our missionaries for anything!

[omiolo2]

@aGayMormon thanks! I am glad to hear that.

[aGayMormon]

@omiolo2 yes, every monday on his P-day!

[omiolo2]

@aGayMormon does he write you weekly? and you him?

[omiolo2]

"Oh Elders have you seen our house

It's only clean when you come"

for some reason I thought that was extremely funny, funny memories.

[aGayMormon]

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT EMILY!!! I LOVE IT! My Brother is a Missionary right now in the Little Rock, AK Mission, Im gonna see if I can send this to his email. He will die!!!

[Myron987654321]

@EmilyGerhartz Agreed, being mormon is awesome :D

[rwkgcc]

This is awesome! I love it! I'm so excited to see your music videos! I'm an oldie that is new to this electronic on-line stuff! Love your music!

[CherryGrouch10]

LOL. I love this! =) Great job!