Bail Pail Mortgage, How Can I Help You?

Parody on the HAMP Mortgage Modification program also known as the "Obama Plan". Warning: Content might be considered offensive to Members of Congress who voted for the bailout and borrowers with $750,000 mortgages making $60,000 a year.. Do not play within earshot of children unless they are well versed on the Obama Bailout and have a solid grasp on their future tax liability.

Highly recommended as pre-education for financial and marriage counselors embarking on emergency interventions. This is the flip side to Blood Sucking Vampire Realtors.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• xtranormal
• Bail Pail Mortgage
• Loan Modification
• HAMP Modification
• HAMP Parody
• Foreclosure
• Short Sale
• FHA
• Mortgage Industry Satire
• modification application
• modification denial
• Stop the Bailout
• FNMA
• FHLMC
• Fannie Mae
• Freddie Mac
• Mortgage Delinquency
• Blood Sucking Realtors
• Obama Plan
• Obama Bailout
• Moral Hazard
• Stated Income
• Fixed Rate
• Starbucks
• Bikini Wax
• Strategic Default
• Loss Mitigation
• Loan Modification Firm
• Mandelman Matters
• Mortgage Industry Spoof

[fivequotes]

Pretty good post...indeed true!

[iggypukis]

im an lo and this is awesome

[jkoscda]

omg this is sooo FUNNY !

[strumbum69]

This is hilarious.....and people are idiots and greedy but this was all created by your cold-ass, heartless, wall street fraudsters and banksters, not the borrowers who would not have had a clue how to manufacture the numbers to get the loans without the guidance of the mortgage professionals vastly encouraged by the banksters to generate ever more loans!

[MarshTX]

I am realtor that does many short sales and have met with clients like her IN REAL LIFE. I told lady to sell her house,cut back on spending and go rent smaller cheaper, She said, Quote " I sold my Jag and now driving a Nissan" what else do you expect me to do. Aah, what i just told you to do .......... She got foreclosed on. Reno - Dallas, Texas

[mthaze20]

Oh my god, sad...but true!

[matrixx29]

that is great! not because of the situation, but because of how true it is. i work for a major bank, and that's the kind of crap we deal with on a daily basis! good job!

I WANT ME SOME OBAMA MONEY!

GIMMME GIMME GIMMEE...

[GaryMcClurg]

This would be actually funny if the USA wasn't FULL of idiot leechfucks that actually think they're the victims for borrowing more than they could ever pay back...

The other side of this degenerate nightmare is politicos that pander to this type of trash!

[Quake120]

Awesome! Working for a loan mod lawfirm, I understand this completely.