If Star Wars was made by environmentalists..

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Derrick Jensen imagines Star Wars, as if it was written by environmentalists

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Comedy

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• star
• wars
• derrick
• jensen
• greenpeace
• banner
• lucas
• death
• submedia

[DANE842]

Stim, I'd like to help but don't have any cash. what do you need in terms of sweat equity?

[stimulator]

Basically I am looking for HI-Def footage to support my film. Searching for that footage is time consuming. Message me and I'll give you more deets

[scart69net]

Like this, good points about a lot of the waffling that goes on instead of ppl just taking action to stop things and opposing them.

[chazmeistro]

Best argument ever for blowing shit up.

[mkitwork]

Hey Jensen, you might want to watch the rest of the trilogy. The entire emotional drama and tension of the three films revolves around Luke trying to RESIST killing Vader because of his hate for him, which is precisely the message of nonviolence. And, by the way, when he refuses to kill Vader it converts him to the Force and saves the universe.

[rorysux]

genius! direct action is much more productive

[mmjohnsen]

I'm an avid environmentalist I this is funny!!  Love it!!

[cudthree]

@nsewx the government does not use a rational definition of terrorist (anyone who commits violence that creates fear for political purposes, which would include themselves and other governments), but rather defines terrorists as anyone who acts directly to oppose their regime. the fbi considers environmentalists as terrorists even when they dont blow things up.

anyway, those "religious nuts" would have no popular support if their people werent oppressed and exploited by the rich countries.

[gringodeltoro1]

I knew there was something wrong with that movie.....

[idiotman76]

Someone Hang this idiot

[FuryD]

Ok, hang on a sec...Is it supposed to be a joke or what? If so, it's pretty hilarious.

[takashi0100]

star wars by environmentalists?

you mean Avatar?

[ramanglass544]

trollin!!!!