Boy Next Door (The Stalker Song)

BOY NEXT DOOR
c. 2009 Ryan Welton

VERSE 1:
I'm gonna lighten up the mood just a little
Challenge your mind with a musical riddle
Who's been watchin' you?
Baby, it's the boy next door

VERSE 2:
I know it's gonna sound just a little bit creepy
but I use a telescope so that you don't see me
Who's been watchin' you?
Baby, it's the boy next door


CHORUS:
I know when you go to sleep
When your telephone is ringin'
When you pick it up the caller always be singing
Do-do-do-do-doo-doo-doo
I keep the lights turned down and my eyelids (radio) up
Hopin' and prayin' it'll be enough
That you'll notice me
The boy next door


VERSE 3:
The boy next door got a fresh pot of coffee
Plenty of cream, and I don't mean it naughty
What you waitin' for?
Come and see the boy next door

VERSE 4:
We'll chew the fat, laugh, get to know one another
Make you feel at home like you would with your brother
What you waitin' for?
Come and see the boy next door


CHORUS

SOLO

VERSE 4:
So, if my efforts ever catch your attention
Prompt you to request a police intervention
Ain't nothin' to be fearful of
Come and see the boy next door

Category:

Music

Tags:

• original
• music
• singer
• songwriter
• norman
• oklahoma
• city
• ryan
• welton
• boy
• next
• door
• stalker
• creepy

[benjivaudeville]

Your comedy songs are coming on strong and fast with every new post. It is a delight to see your videos pop up on my subscription update.

[soonerryan2000]

Thank you, benji! I love writing with kind of a dark, humorous bent ... This one got a nice response at my gig last night. Next on my radar? Jon & Kate Plus 8 ... There's gotta be somethin' there. ;-)

[Cartoonist62]

Love the feelings of this song, old jiggy jazz :P. Cute lyrics too.

[soonerryan2000]

Thank you, cartoonist!

[swampshitweasel]

Great original effort! Rock on, Okie brother.

[soonerryan2000]

Awesome! Thank YOU, Okie brutha!

[alexn882]

Love it! Very Randy Newman. I can hear him singing it in my head lol.

[punkrockdohc]

This made my night! So upbeat yet so creepy! Keep it up dude!

[walliekj]

Very nice. You're a great musician! Your piano lesson on Youtube was also a great help. Thanks!

[0MarciaAlexandria0]

Great notes and vocals

. You do have a great voice.

[benjivaudeville]

Sounds like a plan!! Can't wait to hear it.