Missed Connection - Craigslist

song about a guy about a girl about craigslist

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• craigslist
• missed
• connection
• awesome
• song
• kevin
• downing
• alex
• harris
• funny

[mrt0mjones]

met you last night at the baseball game

we talked for awhile but i didnt get your name

I bought you a beer and a pretzel with salt

You hold the key my hearts locked in the vault

Reached up real high and I caught a fly ball

After that it was the last of you I saw

What did I do, why'd you have to go

I told you before that, we could take it slow

**One thing that I hope the most

One day that you'll find my post

[mrt0mjones]

And one connection not meant to be missed

You'll find my heart posted on craigslist

And now thinking of you gives me an erection

Oh man I got a missed connection

You had long blonde hair and pretty blue eyes

One of them was lazy and caught me by surprise.

Do you want a dog or maybe some kids

[mrt0mjones]

We could have five but I'll settle for six All of these things drive me insane Is it wrong if I don't even know your name I think your name was anna or maybe Eileen I couldn't concentrate you're the definition of dream I saw you pick up some trash My pants so tight they gave me a rash Opened up my email and started to sulk Hopefully it got pushed to my bulk Been two months waiting for reply Can barely read the screen cause I'm starting to cry.

[welldoitforadollar]

i love how there's just a guy like... sleeping in the backround.

[mrt0mjones]

yea... that guy just... doesnt move.. or do anything on a regular basis.

[VenomSpeedShop]

Barefoot racing is going down!!!

[mrt0mjones]

Scared of the Bmw Eh?

[Flynndiablos60]

This is a ripp off of Nick thune you asshole

[xananaxproxy]

@Flynndiablos60 whats your point its not like he's using the same lyrics or claiming that he's the first person to do this.

[zeratul1489]

so he just sits there and does nothing? o_0

hey could you post the lyrics because Im having a hard time understanding whats being said

[stealthrt]

cracked the oil pan... and some tuning stuff.

[VenomSpeedShop]

I would have liked to see it in Memphis last week!!! you going to go to the Blue Ridge Gathering august 1st-3rd?