It All Makes Sense At The End (The Spoiler Song)

So your favourite show has come to an end. Do all the threads tie up neatly or is it a colander of plotholes?

My round three entry into the latest round of "Masters of Song Fu" seeks to poke fun at these questions.


It All Makes Sense At The End (The Spoiler Song)

It all makes sense at the end of the show
They've paid off the foreshadowing that made act one seem slow
The bad guys were sent packing
A favourite hero died
The flawed one had a change of heart
That helped to turn the tide
And it all makes sense at the end

... BUT...
Starbuck was an angel?
What's all that about?
Bob's in Cooper's mirror?
They threw the big squid out?

Number six is number one?
Rosebud was the sled?
Luke was Leia's brother?
Bruce Willis was dead?

-chorus-

Dorothy was dreaming?
Donnie stayed in bed?
Jacob didn't get out of 'Nam?
Tyler Durden's in his head?

It all makes sense at the end of the show
Apart from the loose ends where the writers didn't know
What to do with Chloe Sullivan
or Kara Thrace,
Never firing Chekov's gun
Left egg upon their face
Did it all make sense at the end?

c2009 Mick Bordet
Creative Commons Licence: by-nc-sa

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Music

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• Spoilers
• Mick
• Bordet
• battlestar
• galactica
• firefly
• lost
• buffy
• trek
• chekhov
• fight
• club
• star
• wars
• tyler
• durden
• kara
• thrace
• chloe
• sullivan
• donnie
• darko

[RockingJamboree]

I'm surprised this took me six months to find. Good job. Are you going to do Song Fu #5?

[MickBordet]

Thanks for that. Not sure about SF #5 - I suspect I won't be in it this time round as I've already got a stack of other irons in the fire. It will depend on how soon it is announced.

[Spintown7]

I was wondering if anyone would do something like this after I read what the R3 challenge was. Good work.

[MickBordet]

Thanks!

[raccoonfan]

For some reason, the singing here reminds me of some Pink Floyd songs.