Modern Warfare 2 Limited Edition Contest Entry by Zeblue

Makes way more sense after watching Zero Punctuation's episode covering the first Modern Warfare: http://bit.ly/47xODE

What I was saying in the video:

Never let it be said that I'm an impressionable twenty-something social media prick. If I responded to every tweet and message that people sent to me, I wouldn't have enough time to maintain the necessary capacity and where-with-all to actually do all the work required of me at my office.

Oh, wait...

The only time that I really take the time to create an in-depth answer to a blanket request, otherwise known as an open invitation to participate in a contest and not necessarily a message directed anywhere in my general vicinity, is when the invite offers up an ungodly reward that I decide I absolutely must have, which is the case with Agent_M's "Modern Warfare 2" contest.

The prize is more covetted and sought after than a three headed, flying panda bear that regurgitates rainbows and brace yourself for the shock when I say, well... what's more shocking than a three-headed, flying panda bear the regurgitates rainbows?

Getting on to the point of this submission, I do, in fact, have an idea that involves both "Modern Warfare 2" and something taco related. I humbly submit to you, Agent_M and Microsoft who so graciously are providing the swag, "Modern Warfare 2 Top-A-Taco Devestation Modification for P-V-P, Co-Op and Single Player".

Yes, I know it's a terribly long and descriptive name, but the title's egregious use of space is directly proportional to it's AWESOMENESS.

It's not often in first person shooters that team mates, whether real or artificial, come together to defeat a common target. In fact, most times, you're left alone to your own survivability devices, fending for yourself. Well, no longer!

The "Modern Warfare 2 Top-A-Taco Devestation Modification for P-V-P, Co-Op and Single Player" enables players to perform a multi-staged attack against single or multiple targets. The attack requires no less than four soldiers to carry out, each carrying a pivotal piece of equipment without which the
attack is rendered completely useless and amounts to tossing salad toppings at an an enemy in full body armor.

Allow me to explain.

The four weapons necessary for the successful completion of a "Modern Warfare 2 Top-A-Taco Devestation Modification for P-V-P, Co-Op and Single Player" attack are the Cheesey Squeezey, the Sour Cream Carbine, the Lettuce Lugar and, of course, the giant taco shell. I know that many of you watching and listening are doubtless wondering in your old woman voices, "but Zeblue! Where's the beef?!"

Doubt not your fearless creator of Modern Warfare modifications, for the beef, my friends, are the pitiful souls of enemy players and soldiers alike who may fall prey to this onslaught.

To complete the attack, all the team members need do is splatter the enemy combatant with all the toppings and then administer the final crunchy shell effectively sending the enemy to Taco Hell.

An alternative form of this attack is available in player versus player mode. When one team collects twenty enemy kills without anyone on said team dying, they are given the ability to call in cargo planes that carpet bomb a specified area with toppings and tacos. Not all enemy players caught in the taco hail are automatically doomed, however. Some must be dealt a final crunchy blow, but careful! Spending too much time running through the topping sludge may result in a "Tacoma," which, I'll admit, is worth seeing.

No damage or debilitating effects occur from an incomplete "Modern Warfare 2 Top-A-Taco Devestation Modification for P-V-P, Co-Op and Single Player" attack, so players or teams wishing to use this mod method must act very quickly.

It is my opinion that this modification to "Modern Warfare 2" will help to make the game much more enjoyable for all fans of tacos as well as piss off all those players dumb and slow enough to get caught in such a trap.

Wankers.

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[brithater99]

this is mentally retarded give up at life

[ZebluePrime]

Thanks for your advice and input! :D

I have decided to give up at life, but since I failed mentally at suicide, I gave up on that, as well. :(

If you have any advice, I will gladly accept it. Until, that is, I fail at reading and/or connecting to the interwebs.

[madmaxs2112]

you coped zero punctuaeion you fa

[ZebluePrime]

I mimicked Yahtzee's style and episode on "Call of Duty 4" as much as possible. It's kind of the point of the sarcastic style of the submission.

Also, what's a "punctuaeion?"

[Kcorp2003]

mhm i forgot the name of this music in the beginning. please someone tell me if you know the name of the music.

[ZebluePrime]

"Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes.

It's in the credits XD

[Nubtub117]

EPICNESS!!!

[voicadavid]

NAME OF THE SONG.......:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[particiastegeman04]

Screw having to pay $60 for Modern Warfare Two. My friends and I downloaded the Steam working version with the new 2010 Map Pack from mw2forfreeXinfo (replace X with . ) this morning, and it definitely works perfectly. I'm already lvl 15 and cannot wait to get the ACR with Silencer!

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

fag

[f1456h]

that is so badly funny lol

[GamerDudeLewis101]

....boobs

(Y)

[zombiextermination]

frikin halerious