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  • ensgavry

    Seems a lot of morons on here aspire to be Tony Romos. No wonder this nation is in the shitter. lol

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  • Justin Case

    delete your comment.youtube comments are for closers only

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  • noserider207

    COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!

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  • paul kersey

    the reason the nation is in the shitter is because of pussies like you.

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  • Fabricio Toledo

    This film is as real as it gets in Florida real estate, always be closing is the rule of the Game !! Cafesito Cubano is for Closers only. !!

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  • mistersmith6000

    Interesting take on it...people's moral code is a kind of cop-out. That is a provoking...and motivating in itself.

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  • Christopher Dissin

    Honestly, I haven't seen the whole movie, so I can only take this scene for its seven minutes. I just work with a lot of people who shoot this constant "why me?" act. People who think it's their customers who make the job hard. People who think their moral code is an adequate substitute for hard work. "If I'm a good person, then everyone will understand if I get lazy." I took this scene as a stand against that mentality.

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  • crazyguy1444

    No it seems that a lot of people are retarded like Shelly Levene and the other dumb bastard. Too many people need bosses and not enough people lead. That's why this nation's in the shitter.

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  • mistersmith6000

    Wow......that is amazing to me, you think like that...but that is great that you do express it here. I think, if nothing else, this scene is a plea the senses..one for humanity, empathy, ..I never thought it was designed to inspire the hard-ass, or the hard-bitten, bad-luck, don't be so sensitive..reality bites so get your ass into gear motivation. But you read it that way? Fair enough. Perhaps I know it is 'art' and so I pre-suppose some moral or sympathetic motive?

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  • Lord Slothra

    The good kind of equality isn't the kind where everyone is treated the same, but where everyone gets the same shot at first place, and anyone who wins can be first along with everyone else who earned it.

    Keyword: Earned. Don't sit on your ass and blame the government or the corporations or whoever else you could blame other than yourself. It's not impossible for you to get a job because of someone else. Go to school, make yourself valuable, get a job, do well & win, or sit there and whine.

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  • MovieMan1065

    Considering the fact that Alec Baldwin used to narrate Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, imagine if Sir Topham Hatt spoke like that to his engines!

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