Have you walked off the Karaoke stage dejected, wondering why your performance failed to energize the audience?
Is fear of rejection holding you back from enjoying this American pastime?
Don't fear, Karaoke success is just 15 slides away.
Alex will provide you with the 10 commandments of Karaoke. These commandments have been battle-tested and are guaranteed to give you high-fives on your way back to your seat.
I break so many of these on a regular basis...
* It is a singing contest (anything less than a standing ovation is failure)
* Be heroic (but don't fail)
* "Moves" are for people who can't sing
* Sing songs I would never play at a party (the goal is to be better than the original)
* I am better than the Beatles (and their songs will still be shit when I'm 64)
* Musical breaks are a prime opportunity to work the crowd - no dead air
Funny list, and good presentation.
PDX Karate-oke, represent!
zyxomma1 1 year ago
As an avid karaoke-goer and performer, this is the truest thing I've ever seen/heard about karaoke ever!!!
Musicqueen87 3 years ago
highlight of the event - so portland, so funny!
mandolin23 3 years ago