Ode to Billy Brit.

I thought I'd reply with my own version of Billy Brit's Poem.

Ode to thee fair mother England,
whose fruitful lands and golden shores
did give me breath to sing your praise...
well...that and 2 world wars....

In AD 1946 there came
a murderous beast in the depths of night,
Dr Harold Shipman was his name,
and guess what...he was white.

Back in time I'll take you now,
back to 1942,
where born; a Myra Hindley who,
believe it or not...was a white girl too.

Now Hitler, although not a Brit,
did visit on occasion,
he as well was full of sh**,
and oddly was Caucasian.

Now Gordon Brown our dear PM,
has much for to account,
surely he should be condemned,
but he's a Scot so it doesn't count!

Oh Britain, Britain, thou is sure
our land of hope and glory,
we are from lands both white and pure,
our leader; Balamory.

So if I be white, and ye be black,
but I from Pakistan,
the black man he, from Clapham be,
so who of us the Englishman?

Black and White and Red all over,
there'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover,
this English green and Pleasant land,
was toiled and tilled by foreign hands.

An Englishman, and Irishman both walk into a pub,
there came a rowdy skinhead, and therein be the rub,
he sat in Chinese Trousers, he drank his German Beer,
and then proclaimed throughout the world,
"English only here!"

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[rusromans1]

WHAT ABOUT THE MUSLIM WOMAN IN CLAPHAM WHO CUT HER 4Y OLD DAUGHTERS HEART AND ORGANS OUT WHILE CHANTING TO THE KORAN, GET THEM OUT

[soph41190]

@rusromans1 Muslims can't help it if they taste better than other people, jeezz....

[soph41190]

Veritable tribute acts!

[emgallen]

Haha that was briiliant! Could've got in Ian Brady too...

[soph41190]

Indeed! But I'd have rhyming issues then...

Ian Brady was equally shady,

Sidekick extraordinaire

to one mornonic lady.

His skin was also fair :) HAHA

Doesn't have the same ring to it...

[BuffyBloom]

Oh Sophie my dear, What genius. Absolutely awesome!

[soph41190]

Glad you approve haha!

I'm trying to start a cult following have you noticed ;)

By the way, turned on the news and it said something about 'thugette' culture - thought of AC! heh

xx

[rootsie92]

haha excellent :D

[stuckupcow90]

5 stars!

You should totally get that published.

[umaralansari]

Land of milk and honey, with gold are lined its streets,

Or so thought countless foreign souls come here on weary feet.

They left their war-torn homes afar, from troubled lands they fled,

Black-skinned, brown-hued, of customs new; their blood, though, just as red.

Came Billy Brit and muppet hordes, lips quivering, eyes ablaze,

"This foreign muck we want nowt of, piss off, we own this place!"

[umaralansari]

@rusromans1 So one mentally ill muslim woman who murders her own child (in a curiously masonic style, I might add) means that all muslims should be thrown out? What about *sane* non-muslim murderers, where should they go?

Remember also, in the veins of many a white Brit runs the blood of England's *foreign* founders: Danes, Angles, Saxons, Romans, Jutes, amongst others. And all of them famous for their barbarism, highly-organised (Romans) or otherwise.

[slavemale2]

Confucious was a great man with many a true saying But wait a minute Half a mo Confucious he was asian Jimi Hendrix played guitar better than any other But when we look at pictures and vids we see Hendrix was a brother Muhammed Ali, a boxer was he The greatest of all time But the only way you'd make Ali white Is to cover him in lime

[Hmmmveryinteresting]

Mr.T will revolutionise the world and leaves the cowardly nick griffin trembeling in his boots

[Tasbo1982]

Simply brilliant.

[PKDhande]

haha, win!