The Mormon Song

This is what happens when Lucas, Jon, and Ryan (tenacious 3) go into a room and come out wtih a song dissing everyone at the party, and title it, "the mormon song"

Fork you!

(contains no mormon doctrine)
Lyrics:
Mormons are great
i wannna take one on a date
gonna show up quite late
cuz that's what stacy would do
mormons are fun
Kimmy is quite dumb
cuz she hit her head hard on the concrete
(on the concrete)
Ryan is hot
too bad for you mormons
you can't date him
(cant date him)
only love him from afar
Krista is bueno
Jason lost his haylo
Sean is a butt
but Denise hit him in the gut
(that hurt)
Now, Ryan is gonna sing a little part here
This is the end
So long my friend
we love yah
till the end
but who ever said
2025 is the address
Fork you
fork you
fork you

FORK YOU!

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[Gaarasgirlfriend1000]

mormons are kule

im a jack mormon but i still think it's a good religion.

[Ingsok]

Your guitarist sucks the other 2 guys little dicks . Signed a Jack Mormon !!

[Ilegalplayer]

theradioturn A MORMON PROPHET Teaching MORMONS ON BECOMING GODS and MAKING there OWN PLANETS & WORLDS

Brethren 225,000 of you are here tonight. I suppose 225, 000 of you may become GODS. There seems to be plenty of space out there in the universe.And the Lord has proved that he knows how to do it. I think he could make, or probably have us help make,worlds for all of us, for every one of us 225,000 (LDS PROPHET Spencer W. Kimball, The Privilege of Holding the Priesthood, Ensign, Nov 1975, 77).

[Ilegalplayer]

LDS HAVING SEX IN HEAVEN,GET PLANETS & BECOME GODS

Joseph Fielding Smith Jr,Doctrines of Salvation,Vol.2,p.48:

...To become like him we must have all the powers of GODhood; thus a man and his wife when glorified will have spirit children who eventually will go on an earth like this one ...There is no end to this development;it will go on forever.We will become GODS and have jurisdiction over worlds,and these worlds will be peopled by our own offspring.We will have an endless eternity for this.

[theradioturned]

wow, im a guitar god

[osmiolos]

"Mormons are great

i wannna take one on a date

gonna show up quite late

cuz that's what stacy would do

mormons are fun"

I like these lyrics =)

[ycats9392]

most amazing video EVER!

[Sunbun1]

morally obligated to give you 5 stars