The Lion King - The Morning Report (English HQ)

Zazu
It's an honor and a privilege, a duty I perform
With due sense of decorum and with pride
With deference and great respect very much the norm
Plus a hint of sycophancy on the side
To lay before my ruler all the facts about his realm
To fill him in on all the beastly news

Mufasa and All
Yes, yes, Zazu, get on with it!

Zazu
In order that His Majesty stands sturdy at the helm
Aware of all the fauna's latest views

Mufasa and All
Zazu! The morning report!

Zazu
Er-- yes, Sire-- the morning report

Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said "No thanks!"
We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
Not everyone invited will be coming back for lunch

This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report

Mufasa and All
What are you doing, son?

Simba
Pouncing

Mufasa and All
Let and old pro show you how it's done

Zazu: Mufasa and All
The buffalo have got a beef
About this season's grass Stay low to the ground
Warthogs have been thwarted
In attempts to save their gas Simba:
Flamingoes in the pink and Yeah, stay low!
Chasing secretary birds
Saffron is this season's color Mufasa and All
Seen in all the herds Shh, not a sound
Moving down the rank and file Take it slow
To near the bottom rung One more step
Far too many beetles are
Quite frankly in the dung Then pounce!
Aaaaaak!

Simba
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report

Mufasa and All
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
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[iluvmywb]

thumbs up if u think Simba sings better then Justin Bebier

[ThePeregrinestar]

Thank God they left this out of the 3D version. 

[Brightrose13]

No. God no. This song is terrible.

[doxysrox]

This is embarrassing. No. We would NOT say this was amazing if they put this in the original movie. Why? because Elton John wouldn't LET THIS IN THE MOVIE. ALSO, may I remind you, that MANY movies have that one scene this is embarrassing. Lion King has nothing like that. Except this. It's almost as bad as those effing bloopers.

[bdellyw2000]

Wow. I love this song. But Zazu... Just..... please don't sing. Just don't. You embarass me x3

[rabidbeavir]

This is incredibly bad.

[LAD170]

i bet if this was on the original version everyone grew up with you all would be saying "OMG its so good! its such a classic!" Dont lie...

[shabehpersia21]

anyone born after 2000 doesnt realize how uneccesary this is

[dannyfanny327]

ruins lion king for me still

[iluvmywb]

@darthvader091 He can sing better then him even if he lost his voice!! LOL