Funny Poker Facts That You must Know - How to play poker

Poker Comedy video.

This is the written part:

Hi everyone. I am, the perfect poker robot. If you raise with pocket kings under the gun you must fold to any re-raise even if it's a min raise before the flop. Second, if you call a pre-flop bet with pocket aces and do not re-raise, you are a 20 to 1 underdog to win a pot in pokerstars against 3 or more calling stations, but if you are playing on full tilt holding a pocket pair of two's it will hold up against, a full table of callers as Full tilt does not consider the fact that there are overcards which exist in the deck if you played your pocket pair perfectly pre-flop. Nano Noko is a prime example of a value card player and can extract value off of 8, high. On the contrary, waterboat is an example of a college kid who didn't make enough money to leave his parent's house so he sits down and makes comedy poker related videos with over $20,000 sitting in his account as scared money. If you, or anyone else wants me to make more poker and comedy related videos in this voice, please say so in the comments below. I don't care if you subscribe or not, for all those people that say, Oh! You must subscribe to me so that I can make more videos! You guys are hopeless, and should already know that if someone's attention is sustained for longer than an 18th of a second than you have already got their approval of being a decent comedian! Thank you gentleman and ladies alike, may you have a rich and delicious day with food on the table which you got from sucking out with a gut shot royal flush draw vs. top boat like I did!

Yes I know some things are miss-spelled or grammatically incorrect in terms of punctuation, but it reads it clear like this so I put commas in unusual places.

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[SickmanOfVietnam]

hahha, i love this video. hahhaha its awesome

[SheddHeadz]

suck my ball idiot

[FunnyMayne]

whos waterboat?

[azuboy98]

I like pie.

[area703]

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