GF8, World's Fastest Wagon!, 1250hp, Carbon Fiber Wheels!

Just for fun, a GF8 in the snow, yes it has a clicking CV, but you would too if you had a1250hp STi motor with AlumoFiber Pistons (tm) and a M5610 Allison Transmission mated to the last Carol Shelby autographed Dana 60m rear end , front and rear are full tube frames (think Maserati birdcage!) Doors, roofskin are carbon fiber, Full InoSkeleton Roll Cage (IsRC) (tm) that hugs the inside of teh car and does not intrude at all into passenger compartment, optional forged glass fiber roof rack, the first carbon fiber wheels in North America equipped with Nokian GWST (Great White Shark Tooth) snow tires sharpened by the only fully feral Cajun tribe in Louisiana, head lights are HD candles stolen by a team of Special Forces from Turkmenistan while touring the estates of George Washington, John Adams and Samuel Adams as asian school girsl, all window glass replaced with the world's first light-weight Swarovski Crystal Windows, and finally, the paint is a triple-strained-hybrid-fusion blend distilled in Siberia from the remains of Isthmohyla rivularis, the rarest frog in the world (only found on along fast-moving, clear streams of the lower and pre-montane rainforest slopes in Costa Rica and western Panama, from 4,000 to 6,700 above sea level.) OH, and the dried frog corpses were blended by a crack team of Glasurit paint experts while sitting in the setting sun of Adenauer Forst, the blind chicane on the famed Nürburgring Nordschleife track in Nürburg, Germany. I think, thats about it, unless I forgot any mods and you want to post them in comments.

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• carbon fiber
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[DitchHook]

Yes Sir Mr. Mas, you are 104.5% correct on that sir!

[Andrewrx85]

Yeahhh i don't even hear a BOV... fast my ass! Yuck it's an outback anyways!

[snephi11]

@Talybanu88 it clearly says 1250 hp

[Talybanu88]

125 hp...sad very sad

[zakattack467]

arent those tires made of zebra hide, that was cured and then tenderized by aboriginals. Only to be inflated at your local les schwab with elf breath?

[hillclimber440]

ha! we should race. I have a 700hp Geo Storm Lsi twin turbo awd. it s less hp but weighs less due to the helium impregnated titanium carbon monocoque shell.

[redbullfmxrider]

hahahah good one if that had 1250hp their would be nothing stock on their, and i hope u know that the carbon fiber wheels dont add any hp

[murto30]

Cool title, still great car for the snow.

[porsche558]

LMAO!! Your description is awesome!  The best part is it reads like a commercial for a Rolls Royce......except they like to add how many man hours it took to make something out of the rare exotic materials. Anyway great video back up by one of the funniest descriptions I've ever read.

[massdrewski]

lol! love the info

[xxgearheadssxx]

you forgot the synthetic blinker fluid along with the forged kanifler pin.