Seinfeld - Upper Hand

Jerry: All right, I'm sorry. What about her?

George: What, you think I'm going to repeat the whole thing now?

Jerry: I know, you told me you like her, everything is going good.

George: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand...

George: How do I get the hand?

Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.

George: She's playing a recital this week at the McBierney School. You wanna hear her play? I got two extra tickets, you and Elaine could go...

Jerry: Yeah, that sounds like somethin'...

George: Then afterwards maybe we could all go out together. Y'know she'll see me with my friends, she'll observe me as I really am, as myself. Maybe I can get some hand that way.

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[starvetodeath123]

All you have to do is be unavailable for a couple of potential dates and you will get some hand. If you keep saying yes to everything, kiss that hand goodbye.

[jrmetmoi]

And you're gonna need it!

[FrozenPetrolPie]

Seinfeld puts his foot on the couch, a foot with a dirty shoe on it.

[7d7e7f7]

A man without hand is no man

[Deven Mavani]

so true

[DarknightVader]

I would also want some "hand" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!.....so lonely

[SurfAlien2]

One person doesn't have any hand.

[weirdal27]

0:17 "Hand me that, would you?"

How did I never notice that line?

[goblinob]

...but i had hand.

- ya and youre gonna need it

[SoCalDualSport]

I want some mouth.

[Allen Troup]

something's off with the audio

[jimmylegs105]

Why is Jerry's voice so nasally and high pitched? lol