Seinfeld - Upper Hand
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Jerry: All right, I'm sorry. What about her?
George: What, you think I'm going to repeat the whole thing now?
Jerry: I know, you told me you like her, everything is going good.
George: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand...
George: How do I get the hand?
Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.
George: She's playing a recital this week at the McBierney School. You wanna hear her play? I got two extra tickets, you and Elaine could go...
Jerry: Yeah, that sounds like somethin'...
George: Then afterwards maybe we could all go out together. Y'know she'll see me with my friends, she'll observe me as I really am, as myself. Maybe I can get some hand that way.
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...but i had hand.
- ya and youre gonna need it
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I want some mouth.
3 months ago 2
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something's off with the audio
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Why is Jerry's voice so nasally and high pitched? lol
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Yeah that sounds like something.... HAHAHA
11 months ago 4
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haha i loveeee this show
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I've got the hand. It's awesome.
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Why is this so fast? Nobody else notice?
1 year ago 4
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All you have to do is be unavailable for a couple of potential dates and you will get some hand. If you keep saying yes to everything, kiss that hand goodbye.
starvetodeath123 1 year ago 16
@Siegfreud And you're gonna need it!
jrmetmoi 10 months ago 9