Cross with Jesus

A video about that most wonderful of biblical superheros Jesus Christ.


Caricature by Panman38. Intro music by Kevin MacLeod

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jesus
• bible
• new
• testament
• gospels
• movies
• blood
• sacrifice
• attonement
• sins
• feeding
• 5000

[3161029]

Obviously, you don't understand Christianity at all. We are sinful and need our sins paid for.

God can make the rules because he is God.

[kalsolarUK]

@3161029 Trouble is, most serious christians (mainly the fundamentalists) are too afraid and spineless to mentally challenge the questionable and very dispicable actions and commands of the bible god (especially in the old testament). Too afraid to stand up to the utter barbarity of its teachings and recognize that your own morality is BETTER than his. Too weak, scared, sicophantic and pathetic. Time to wake up from the spell and see the fairy tale for what it is.

[kalsolarUK]

@3161029 Incidentally, a question I always ask of christians is have they read the bible from cover to cover (as I have). So far, in 3 years of asking NOT ONE has been able to say yes. NOT ONE!!! Have you?? My money is on NO like ALLLLLL the others.

[3161029]

@kalsolarUK

I have read the entire bible several times. I have nearly 50% of the new testament memorized.

Since you know the bible, you know that Jesus performed miracles over 100 times and amazed people from a hundred miles around. How much more proof did the people need? Then after raising from the dead and after hundreds of other raising from the dead and showing themselves to people, how much more proof did the people need?

[kalsolarUK]

@3161029 Congratulations on being the 1st christian I've spoken to in 3 yrs that has actually read the entire bible. Sadly it hasn't stopped you from taking as fact the many miracles attributed to Jesus (if he existed) without a SINGLE written account from a SINGLE eyewitness of ANY of them. The word gullible comes to mind. The best you have is the road to domascus vision of Saul/Paul. Even then, there is ZERO way corroborate that supposed event in any way.

[HappyApostate]

You wrap deep truths in satire and do it brilliantly. I think humorous videos have more power to help dismantle religious delusions than those which are more serious. Religion can't be mandated out, bombed out, reasoned out. None of that has ever worked, nor will it work. But it CAN be laughed at, and thus neutralized. Laughter is the best defence against this mass psychosis. Thanks Kal, for giving biblical insanity a good kick in the hindquarters. Your funny videos shoot holes into lunacy.

[OccamKant]

That sounds like Wile E. Coyote after he runs off a cliff - he hangs there for a few moments, waves goodbye and then falls.

[itsjustameme]

Southpark has managed to catch some of Jesus' miracles on film:

Water to wine

/watch?v=XnbhGQZXHDk

I couldn't find the loafs & fishes but they did that too

[kalsolarUK]

@Scanlon65 Thanks for the comment, very much appreciated.

[1stCainite]

No.

[1stCainite]

You Really have an Eddy Izzard flow going :)

[aartvegan]

We can all walk on water, just go walk outside on a rainy day.