Carrie Wants to Hump Mr. Humphries

Carrie wants to hump Mr. Humphries
It's the twinkle in his eyes
And the bright white of his hair

Or maybe it's the big gap in his teeth
Or the swishy way he walks across the floor

Whatever it is

Carrie wants to bang Mr. Humphries
Carrie wants to hold him down and do what she pleases
Carrie wants to hump Mr. Humphries

Carrie always like a man she could dominate
A shy and gentle penis would be her ideal mate
And visualize the shining gap-toothed smile of Mr. Humphries
As she...Mr. Humphries

Carrie wants to....Mr. Humphries

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mr. Humphries
• John Inman
• Are You Being Served?
• song
• silly
• fun
• bored
• nerd