Kangaroo Beatin' It

A kangaroo or probably a wallaby (I ain't smeart and I'm too lazy to do research or even read the sign on my way out) is enjoying a little afternoon self delight. I got scared when he looked up ever so slightly at me. I figured humans are friendly creatures but if you interrupt one of us in the middle of masturbating, we might attack you. So who knows what a kangarallaby would do.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ari
• Shaffir
• Deathsquad
• Skeptic
• Tank
• Kangaroo
• Wallaby
• Sydney
• Australia
• Taronga
• Zoo
• Beating
• It
• Masturbation

[thefalloforange]

I feel bad for this kangaroo, he is lonely and needs to bang some kangaroo cunt to cheer him up.

[TheTeabagCoalition]

Would have been funny if it butt fucked you

[Madorem]

is there no fence at the zoo?

[StayOutta237]

Shoulda gave him a hand!

[ROTCAnderson]

@TheTeabagCoalition it'd be like the showers at camp, oh wait, he would of died in those, never mind...

[ROTCAnderson]

And this is why I hate you Verdammt Juden

[tighisabored]

if there was some generic pedophile voice thats it

[sprawlnbrawl1]

more like kanga-rude. BOOM!

[Stomped15]

beat it my friend >.>

[cnees208]

Love you Ari! People check out the Skeptic Tank podcast.

[FreddoX1]

Come on! Get this guy a kangaroo hooker or something.

[zacknsusie]

that kangaroo must be paul ruebens pet!