The American Terrorists

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




Get off of the children's merry-go-round, you're drunk.

Woops, I forgot to adjust the volume of this video during editing, so it's a little dim, my apologies.

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[agnichatian]

YouTube is abour SELF expression (not professional news anchor), so we should allow for others lack of spit and polish; we should allow people to express without name calling, as well. At least this guy made an effort.

[tommidrab]

gay...wast of time i looked up "gay sex" and this came up ..... j/k i didnt but it was fnny ;

[amielanquist41]

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[phlolar]

your a dumbfuck

[81Natasa]

I cant understand how meny people want to stay ignorants..and today they`ll vote for terrorists mentioned in the video above. There should be obligation of IQ test before voting....Listen to this guy, you can learn much from him.

[david27holt]

umm negative contact this was boring whats with the video

[salvationwar]

Sir are you mentally handicapped?

[salvationwar]

what's with the stick up your ass dude, chill the fuck out.

[YOUBETCHA21]

haha brain dead? who invented the atomic bomb? Who made the first automobile assembly line? tell me please

[farQUSA]

oh what a great place this planet will be once america is a burning hole in the ground. shame america would be sooo nice if it wasnt full of americans

[bratwerstninja]

people are idiots and they always will be, worthless fucking idiots with no brains, you can already see in media and our politicians, its all a bunch of children who think they grew up long ago. it would be a blessing if the world ended tomorrow