Atheist Bible Study: Joy In Heaven

What makes Jesus happy happy?

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  Comedy

[chthonios]

You spend alot of time talking about sheep.

Are you sure you're not welsh?

[JoeDixon]

I'm not Welsh but I am a lush. Does that count?

[Rita Brown]

Did you say "all republicans and sinners" at the beginning?

[JoeDixon]

I say 'Publicans', not 'Republicans'. Two very different animals, especially when it comes to taxes.

[chthonios]

Only if your knees match.

[chthonios]

hehehe

[ReeallityBytes]

Don't even go there... ;)

[Jonathanedward2010]

I think the term "holy shit" actually comes from the combination of the facts that a magic jesus never existed, and that he had holes in his body from giant nails.

[RiffingReligion]

I bet masturbating through the hole in his hand was the very first thing he did after the angel got him out of that grave. "Thanks, Gabriel. It was kinda stuffy in there. Now gimme a moment of privacy with those pictures of Mary Magdalene I stashed over there."

[CRUClEFICTION]

I hate when I lose a sheep because I must then punish myself with a good old fashioned flogging for Jebus, but only after consuming a delicious bottle of Manischewitz cherry.