Guatemalan Flight's Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues To Crash

Chilling audio recovered from Flight 1134's data-recording parrot, Banana, contain mentions of "altitude loss", "pretty feathers".

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• funny
• onion
• satire
• international
• news
• parrots
• talking

[MetalEagle95]

I've been to Guatemala and I can say this report is so offensive and false. For one they use Black Howler Monkeys to deliver warnings, not Jaguars.

[DeathtoRaiden1]

I loled at the parrot but the anonymous mechanic with the wood bucket on his head almost made me choke.

[TheGuywithashirt]

I'm Guatemalan and I love this!

[sarahvalder]

@anne2m I think you should do research on "The Onion". It is satire news, meaning it's not actual news. It's a joke and they do it on all kinds of people.

[The1211deep]

1:05 he's too old to climb a tree

[h0rnd0917]

Someone call PETA we have dead working rodents the passengers had to eat to survive

[YSKite]

You would think they would have used a couple of hamsters instead of a turtle for the engine.

[scottg4520]

It's the Flinstons

[xevnoc]

@crocodilewerewolf First of all, my condolences. This is just more proof that the only rightful recipients to the Pulitzer are the brave reporters of the onion.

[samuraigraffix]

@anne2m they got the flag right and there were different accents but its still funny as fuck

[tippo1449]

Woah, when did Guatemala get buckets? 

[Athils]

I love how onion reports on other countries piss off so many Youtube commenters. It's not even that offensive. "Guatemala is primitive" is no worse than "America is fat." Oh, a country being superficially insulted - my heart is breaking.