If I Were Zooey Deschanel: Marianne

I hope you enjoy this lo-fi MacBook novelty recording and internet image video and song. Click the HD link for awesomeness and stereo!


IF I WERE ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Well
Well

If I were Zooey Deschanel
You'd bid your excuses a hasty farewell
No "but-but-but-but," you'd be under my spell
No "I-I-I-I," no "maybe, someday" as well

She's younger and prettier and she sings alright
She's richer and famous but not quite as bright
She's quirky and cool and not at all snooty
'Cause she's marrying that guy from Death Cab For Cutie

If I were she I bet I would see
Your face at my door with flowers for me
You'd quit your six-figure job to camp out on my street
You'd say goodbye to your pal and put your dog to sleep

She's younger and prettier and she sings alright
She's richer and famous but not quite as bright
She's quirky and cool and not at all snooty
'Cause she's marrying that guy from Death Cab For Cutie

Well
Well

You'd dash to me fast as a lightening bolt
Like a Frankenstein jammed with 5 million volts
You'd stare at me like a drool-dribbling dolt
You'd stick by my side like a teat-suckling colt

She's younger and prettier and she sings alright
She's richer and famous but not quite as bright
She's quirky and cool and not at all snooty
'Cause she's marrying that guy from Death Cab For Cutie

Well
Well

If I were Zooey Deschanel
There'd be a special place for you in hell
If I were Zooey Deschanel
If I were Zooey Deschanel
If I were Zooey Deschanel
If I were Zoeey Deschanel.

Well
Well
Well.

(thank you wn for ALL the help, fun fun)

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• alternative
• indie
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• Marianne

[spitefulpom]

Hahaha... I bought this on iTunes.

Always listen to it from start to finish when it comes on shuffle.

[MarianneSp]

@spitefulpom thank you very much! I spent your 63 cents on coffee! :)

[MarianneSp]

thank you mplsgurl! :) the vid is up on MySpace

[krankiekat]

Great song Marianne, have you sent a copy to Ray at KonK studios yet??? Have you heard Dave's daughter Lana's stuff? she has a myspace page ( Lana Davies ) and signed a deal with Joan Jett's Blackheart records. keep up the good work! - Frank

[MarianneSp]

hey Frank, no this won't be going to Ray, just a one-off piece of fun! :) Yes, I love Lana's stuff and she too is a Macbook recorderm ha!

[mplsgurl95]

If you kill her, we'll kill you.

[lasagnaverde]

I love this song and would like to play it!!! Do you have any chords?

[myhouseofsorrows]

uh...yeah...

[greenabbey12]

lmao 1:51

[AnnonymZooeyFan]

She's quirky, cool and not at all  snooty.

[Peckishas]

Since 2:18 the fun has started! :D:D great work :)

[gil3393]

wooow you are a psycho. She's mine got it?

[Jos129]

BAHAHAHA

[mastodonowns69]

oh my god you are a fucking champ. this is the shit. good job.