"I Hate My 30'S SONG!" (Asher Roth - "I Love College" SPOOF")

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I Hate My JOB & 30's!!
By Asa Thibodaux
(intro)
Despite my sciatic nerve
I - i -i still, feel good
if I ever have a drink at happy hour for work make ur boss pays
(chorus)
that meeting this morning was awfully crazy
i almost quit it...
i think my co worker wants to see me almost naked
get home to diaper full a poop...
my ex wife tells me im a douche
my used minivan just 40 payments
on Monday do it all over again.....
(verse one)
I'm gonna work a crummy job for the rest of my life
sit in funky cubicle and dream of Jess right!
on THRUSDAY nights IS LADIES night
if im lucky me and a soccer mom will make eyes
so fill up my fridge
with Milwaukees best
the economy sucks
time for some HALO wars bru...
i am champion at internet porn
Pam Anderson... the baywatch one....
can even get a girl to come over to my house
cause my kids wild and out'n
thats how it is no fakin!!!!!

Office and SNL... feeling like a Joaquin
shoveled some snow today and bust my booty MAN.... ouch...

(chorus)
that meeting this morning was awfully crazy
i almost quit it...
i think my co worker says wants to see me almost naked
drink my coffee... and red bull see
but my babys is all i need
pass out at 11 wake up at 5 am
Monday morning do it all over again....
man i hate my thirties
SICK OF all these DARN bills
and i hate my job man
i love my thirties
(verse two)
i couldn't tell you what i do at work
but i could tell whos my facebook firsts
um me and joe always break the rules
long as i have the internet access at work were cool...
and You don't leave the job til your works half done
and my hand is like my best friend um
when it comes to opposite sex i barely entertain
maybe tomorrow night but thats me day dreaming again...
fantasize of Jessica Alba's thong
if thirties delinquency is right then i dont wanna be wrong
time isn't wasted doing myspace'n...
woke up today man... feeling like crack head...

(chorus)
that meeting this morning was awfully crazy
i almost quit it...
my co worker says--- wants to see me almost naked
drink my coffee... and red bull see
but my babys is all i need
pass out at 11 wake up at 5 am
Monday morning do it all over again....
(bridge part)
man i love my thirties
SICK OF all these DARN bills
and i hate my job man
i love my thirties
now if everybody would please
raise their low carb beers as high as they can
as high as they can
and repeat after me
middle management middlemanagement!!!
direct deposit direct deposit....
yea
that meeting this morning
man i hate my thirties
i hate it
that meeting this morning
alright everybody i gotta head back to the job for a little bit
but after that
you know whats going down
Jacks Bar and Grill for some appetizers and two fors....
see you there
you're all invited
bring your supervisor ---maybe
hey even bring your work wife
should i even call in sick today
or should i just fake my own death?

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[me213516]

This was pretty creative. I love your spoofs Asa!

[maztakeef420]

asa i think u should put more effort into spittin some rhymes as a serious venture, not jus as parody every time. i think ud come with some hot shit.

[hahohao]

LMAO, o yea, i rememba that dude, "Cuz i get high!" lol

[dhaddox]

reminds me of afroman

[Damie904]

Why can't I download the song?

[grimeyyy]

direct deposit hahahaa

[7masterNIC]

still no.1 song of asa

down to earth

[pimpern55]

doesen't matter if its not the same beat, still good ^^

[YoungRand]

is there any vids of black wolverine or black batman??

[ryu2cammy]

lol you killed it this isnt half bad man good job lol and im glad im 18 haha

[beautauful6]

I hate my 30's too!!! DIrect Deposit! Direct Deposit!!

[JohnTBaldy]

you shoulda just downloaded the actual instrumental version cause your beat just isnt the same