"Don't Call Me Hipster" Pearl Jam Daughter parody by Al Smith

This is not meant to hate on hipsters. It's just for fun

"Don't Call Me Hipster"

Alone, Listless. Fixed gear bicycle in an otherwise empty room.
Boys and girls drinking Pabst. Center of their own attention.
They all eat vegan food. I don't understand it. I wouldn't be proud.
There is a beanie on his head, crazy beard, backpack on.
There's something wrong.

Don't call me Hipster. I already know. My hipster friends will remind me.
Don't call me Hipster. I already know. My hipster friends will remind me.
Don't call me...

They're at Cantina and the P.O.P.E now. They will rise above.


Don't call me Hipster. I already know. My hipster friends will remind me.
Don't call me Hipster. I already know it. My hipster friends will remind me.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• dont
• call
• me
• hipster
• hippie
• vegan
• vegetarian
• indie
• cred
• bicycle
• fixie
• fixed
• gear
• bike
• american
• spirit
• pabst
• blue
• ribbon
• pbr
• beanie
• beard
• shins

[scottdalfonso]

Nice..love the pope/cantina references