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How to Eat Like a King on the Appalachian Trail

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Uploaded by on Feb 23, 2011

Nature will do all that it can to restrict your ability to eat like the rightful monarch that you are. That's why in this lengthy 40 second video not only do you learn how to eat like a king, but you learn what a beetle/dinosaur looks like in the process.

Just so you know eating like a king on the Appalachian Trail isn't as easy as what's demonstrated in this video. This particular skills requires years of meditation and heightened beetle/dinosaur attracting skills. I trained with a monk based out of Cincinnati, considered one of the top 4 beetle attractors in all of Western Ohio, and in that time I obtained the skills necessary for the advanced tactics you've just witnessed. This video is not CGI and this beetle/dinosaur is not a paid actor, this is real life drama unfolding before your very eyes.

I know what you're saying to yourself: "but his beard is so rustic that it could drive a monster truck through the fiery gates of hell and not slow down as it plowed over rage infested demons." I agree with you.

Get more monarchy skills at http://zrdavis.com/appalachian-trail

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  • i've seen these things in alot of places from the midwest to the southeast, apparently nobody knows what they are and they have numerous species, some with purple and blue features

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