Starcraft 2 New Marine Unit : Tauren Marine

On April 1 Blizzard updated their starcraft 2 site (www.starcraft2.com)
with a new marine unit: the tauren marine.
http://www.starcraft2.com/features/terran/taurenmarine.xml

In the old Confederacy, terran marines were mostly criminals or rebels who had undergone mandatory neural resocialization. Freed from any previous allegiances or ideologies, these fearless soldiers stood ready to defend Confederate interests with their lives but exhibited an annoying tendency toward petty larceny, vandalism, and occasional cannibalism. Confederate authorities were unable to requisition enough reliable troopers in this way, and eventually recruiters turned to a new source of fresh meat for the grinder.

The obscure planet of Azeroth was found to harbor a dizzying selection of humans, mutants, and aliens in a state of perpetual superstition and conflict. The most physically imposing of these warrior races were the so-called 'tauren,' an anthropomorphic bovine genotype with super-human stamina, overpowered racial combat abilities, and bizarrely well-developed horticultural skills.

While most tauren were satisfied with their agrarian culture and primitive existence, the Confederacy was able to lure away large numbers of young bulls for a life of adventure and violence along the galactic rim. Other tauren referred to these adventurers as 'mad cows,' and they were ostracized from the rest of their kine. The newly created tauren marines didn't care--they got neat-looking armor and big guns to own everyone else with. These beefy new soldiers are now an integral part of the Confederate military, and have managed to horn in on the roles traditionally filled by firebats and other infantry units.

It's udder chaos! There IS a cow level!

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[periodicagnosti]

wow drones looks the same infact? sc2 looks like wc3

[Mongeran]

Tauren Marine + Stimpack=Mad Cow

[Purpleoranges1023]

I used to be a regular marine, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[JoeyBieg]

looks balanced

[miuoy1]

HORDE IS GAY

[guybrush93]

Zegling + Troll = Trolling

[TheCoolerEgyptian]

@Nutsyism

Don't forget the infested dwarves, the trolalisk, and the goblings. :)



[uberninja000]

one word: OP

[Alesandros356]

why does that taurus carry a fucking granat launcher with infinite armor and no recoil? haxx

[Arzaker]

DIsmebered marine: is it just me or did anyone see just a giant bull in armour holding a machine gun

[Nutsyism]

@iloveplayingpr lol that's ok

[iloveplayingpr]

@Nutsyism

Guess I didn't read carefully >.< Oh well