Ellen's fruit monologue
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sexy fruit
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"it's not good for the children" ahahhahaahahaha
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so funny! tx for posting!
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SO FFFUUUUUNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!
2 years ago 3
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OMG she said "who's on first"
I died when i heard that. hahahaha, love her.
3 years ago 8
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which one?
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laughing my ass off
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3 years ago 6
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LOLOLOLOLOL
3 years ago 2
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I love how she's just arguing with herself,
"...and when I say pears, it's one. It's hard when you're ordering over the phone, lemme get four pears, is that four or is that eight, cuz a pair is two, no four pears, so eight? No four, one pear would be one, no one pair is two, what?"
gosh, I love Ellen <3
CelineDionFan4life 2 years ago 30
haha sexy fruit
danceforlife123456 3 years ago 21