Epic Hotdog Battle: Tropic Retardation

The following video is rated "R", but not for "retarded". That would be mean.

When I said I wanted to start the Epic Hotdog Wars to perfect retardation, this isn't quite what I had in mind.
I fucking hate punk-ass kiddies who run around screaming "nigga" and "fag" and "Jewtastic" (okay, really don't hear that one very much), but this shit's where I draw the line! And it's a short, special line!
Funny enough, the protesters- with their small, short signs (please tell me someone wasn't playing a sick joke on the mentally handicapped members of the protest)- were protesting the "R" word, yet using it without hesitation to describe the mentally handicapped. Not just calling them "retarded", but actually calling them "retards". And if you actually go see the movie, you'll probably see these assholes are flatout LYING. That is pretty damned "R" worded.

An extra special thanks to Paris Hilton, Rush Limbaugh, L. Ron Hubbard, Michelle Malkin, Bill O'Reilly, Fred Phelps, and of course, George W. Bush for overcoming your intellectual disablities and stickin' it to all those retards who said you couldn't get to where you are today.

Edit: Silly me! I had faith in my audience! You think I would have learned my lesson from my RE5 parodies! Okay, retards, lemme hold your hand and walk you through this.
First off, the sole reason you're probably bitchy about this is because you have a mentally handicapped kid or something. I bet if you DIDN'T have a handicapped kid, you wouldn't give a hobo's flying fuck out this because you're an asshole who only cares about things when they personally affect you.
And now let's point out the obvious: MENTAL disablities are not the same as INTELLECTUAL disablities. I guess that's more obvious to me since I paid attention in school. "MENTAL disablity" is the what should be the correct term, because "INTELLECTUAL disablity" implies one is not INTELLECTUAL. You know, like you've never read a book. Like you're stupid, an idiot, a moron, a half-wit, a dumbass, a RETARD. If you're mentally disabled, you are disabled mentally. If you are intellectually disabled- that is to say, you are not intellectual- you make up your own facts and you throw around big words you don't know like "socialism" and "elitist".
One more thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUF2i8Anh00

Even the star of Retarded Policeman thinks you're a bunch of "R" words! So, yeah, if anyone's harming the mentally disabled, it's the intellectually disabled. You assholes have no real respect for them. You don't believe in them. That's a hell of a lot more harmful a mean ol' series of letters and sounds strung together.

-Tabris

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[Hiraghm]

Hm... I guess tabrismacbeth is saying that s/he is retarded because he's dumb enough to thing that conservatives are intellectually disabled?

Apparently he's never heard Obama speak w/o a teleprompter... (uhh uhh uhmm uhh err uhm)

Perhaps if one were to look up the word "retard" in the dictionary, one might understand why it is applied to the mentally challenged (like Democrats...)

[tabrismacbeth]

Ah ha ha ha! That's some clever shit, right there! Oh, and thanks for the opening, dipshit. See, you just lumped together Paris Hilton and L. Ron Hubbard with all your little dumbass buddies, who just happen to be conservative. (Hey, I just calls 'em how I sees 'em. Not my fault conservatives have gone batshit insane.)

You wouldn't have a picture, would you? Feel the need to update that ending...

-Tabris

[tkaldebaran]

As the mother of a daughter with an intellectual disability, I am appalled and frightened by the attitude imparted here.

No one can ban a word, but everyone can make choices in their effect on others. Humor, satire, and irony are higher forms of intelligence, but I detect none in your comments - only a bratty, I can do what I damned please, frustrated juvenile attitude.

Society is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable members; our kids struggle daily for dignity and opportunity.

TK

[tabrismacbeth]

Yeah, you would know "intellectually" disablity, wouldn't you?

Can we please get someone offended who doesn't have a MENTALLY disabled child or relative? I'd really like to offend someone who isn't bias. But hey, while you're bitching, check out "Retarded Policeman".

By the way, I WILL do what I damned please, and I WILL fuck your ass up if you piss me off.

-Tabris

[UtahChan]

That was Jewtastic! ^_^

-Utah-Chan!

[tabrismacbeth]

W-W-What did I just say about that?! Damn you kids and your dirty Irish language!

-Tabris

[ajmiboy]

it was funny as HELL

[friendOFaFATguy]

youre sensitive man... be careful... theres a lot of "i wont use the word" insulting around... youtube's fuckin full of it... I give you fuckin credit for having balls... cuz this video is fucking lame... but one more time... i give you credit anyway

[loser0214]

your a jew for making this video

[mavericknrt]

what the heck is wrong with you people I dont know why everybody has to use the word retard and use it in a negative way

[animewizard100]

omg this is funny

[JohnandHunter]

Tell me which is easier.

Telling a 13 year old pregnant black chick she's a fucking nigger OR

Telling a 13 year old autistic child that's writhing in his own wheelchair he's a fucking retard.

Think. Think. Think.

Malcolm X (Senseless nigger) argued over inane things and protested blah blah blah. Is there a Malcolm X for the autistic?

THINK THINK THINK!

[justinkeyes]

Amen.

Fuck the ACLU.

[Gnarkillrubrduky]

You say that "Not all retards have intellectual disability"

see, the problem with that statement is that it is false. The very definiton of a retarded person is "subaverage intellectual ability equivalent to or less than an IQ of 70 that is accompanied by significant deficits in abilities"-webster dictionary. Therefore all retarded persons have intellectual disabilities. And it is very sad that you judge a whole movie, which you have not seen, on an 8 second clip.

[lefteye123]

"Never go full retard everybody knows that, Sean Penn, I Am Sam, went full retard went home with nothin"

Tropic Thunder is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen

Tropic Thunder FTW!!

[jdbasq]

you are all retarded hahahahahahahaha look the definition up i dont find this word affensive at all so you can all kiss my ass. There are way to many people trying to be pc these days and they can all kiss my ass as well bitches

[chloesprite]

and this country and white people have pissed me off since i was about the age of 12. that's all you need to know.