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[darkenlight22]

You know how too get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.

[tylernorton89]

A nun and a priest go golfing the nun gets a hole in one so the priest gives it a try and misses and says ahh shit i missed the nun says dont say that or the lord with strike you down with a bolt of lighting. the next hole the nun gets another hole in one and the priest tries but fails again and says ahh shit i missed all the suddon booom a big bolt of lightning comes out and hits the nun right in the head and from up above you hear ahh shit i missed.

[wrazer1]

What's the definition of cheekiness?

Pissing thru someones letterbox knocking on the door and asking how far it went

What's the definition of cruelness?

Putting a blind man in a circular room and tell him he's dinner is in the corner

AND FINALLY....

Whats the definition of stupidness?

YOU FOR READING THIS...

[Yorpie]

Well I know some stupid jokes we tell to eachother in Belgium, I'll try to translate them to English.

What is the limit of audacity?

Throwing a brick through the window of a police station and than ask if you can get your brick back.

Whats the limit of curiosity?

Looking through the keyhole of a glass door.

What is the limit of stupidity?

Trying to drown a fish.

And there is more of these kind of retarted jokes :p

[darkenlight22]

@tylernorton89 A priest is golfing when all asudden a nude blond run right by him fallowed by 2 guys in white coats then another man in a white coat comes running by. The priest furious grabs the last man and demands answers. The man says oh that's crazy candy she has escaped from the nut house again. The priest says "Oh okay that makes sense but why are you carrying the buckets of sand?" The man reply's "It's my handicap I caught her last time." Then he takes off again. Weeeee!!!

[neongirl855]

@davidruedy lame but soooeeww! you were gunna hear it any ways

[neongirl855]

why did elmo go to the beach? he wanted to/a ......

[neongirl855]

@darkenlight22 lol it actuly made me laugh!!!!! great job!!!

[Abyasm251]

u wanna jock? i wanna fuck ur mom pimp.....

[danielmazza123]

why did santa go to his mum? cause he wanted to

[falloutseriesftw]

@falloutseriesftw *certain jokes only work with some PEOPLE. My bad.

[falloutseriesftw]

@nikkyloljb17 That would be good, but it's "your mother" not "my mother". That would be best told to fans of the Harry Potter series. To create a good all-around joke, you want to use something universally recognized or something easily recognized in that situation to create irony. For example: Yo mama's so dumb, she invited Shaq to a KKK meeting." Not the best, but generally, the more offensive and unexpected the better. Though, certain jokes only work with some jokes, like racist jokes.