The World could use some more Blonde Jokes

blonde joke callout

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[myCHEMINCALromance]

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a red head comes in to a haspital and is in a lot of pain

she says doctor everywher i touch hurts

the blonde touches ramdome parts of her body and says ow each time

the doctor says ur not really a red head r u

she says no

the doc says good cuz ur finger is broken

[weezie63]

thats funny ..im gonna be tellin that at work tomorrow

[balletbabes]

I have a blonde joke for you:

There was a brunette, redhead, and blonde Barbie in a bathroom, where if you tell a lie, a dragon flies up and slaps you. The brunette says, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world." The dragon comes up and slaps her. The redhead says, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world." The dragon comes up and slaps her. The blonde says, "I think---" The dragon comes up and slaps her, too.

hahahahahahaha

From, 3 friends

[weezie63]

funny stuff from ballet babes lmao

[Quemosei]

Q.What is the difference between a blonde and a ladder?

A. Not everyone has been up a ladder.

Q.What does a blonde puts behind her ears to look sexy?

A. Her knees

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Just place the mirror at the bottom of the pool

[weezie63]

now that was funny

[viper3636dr]

@Quemosei similar you tell a blond to smell the scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

[tatsumaru716]

hah

[bjjxr8]

a blonde a brunnette and a red head walk into an elevator. the notice a little white puddle in the middle of the floor. the brunnette walkes up to it and say's "it lookes like cum". then the red head gets down on her hands and knees and put her nose right down to it and says "it smells like cum". then the blonde walks up to it and dips her finger in it and suck her finger, and goes! "yep it's cum alright but it not from anyone in this building"!!!!

[greentrrrruck]

Yeah, I gotta an attitude about blondes too. You got your heart broken by a blonde?

[CodenameBFG]

A blond is stuck on a deserted inland 100 miles offshore. the blond says to (insert unplesent place here) with this, then starts swiming for it. at 50 miles the blond gets tired and turns back.

[Sk8terboisgirl]

A Blonde walks into a hotel. She runs out screaming "I'm not staying in that dump!"

Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming "I'm not staying in that dump!" Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming "I'm not staying in that dump!" Another Blonde walks into the hotel . She runs out screaming "I'm not staying in that dump!" etc. etc. Two boys are watching this process. One Boy turns to the other and says "When do you think they'll figure out it's a toilet?"

[Sk8terboisgirl]

Two blondes live side by side. A Tree is growing right on the boundary line. One day the wind blows all the peanuts off the tree onto Blonde 1's side. Blonde two thinks she is intitled to a share and a huge argument breaks out. A brunette walks past and says "Why are you two fightening. Angrily, The Blondes explain the problem to her. "So don't you think I am intitled to a share!!!" yells Blonde 2. The Brunette looks at her and says "No. Peanuts don't grow on trees."

[blackrosepetals1234]

wow,this dude is really freaky,is it just me? p.s no offense.

[irokk42]

ummmmmm...... ok heres a good one:

three blondes are argueing over a set of tracks. the first one says " i bet those are deer tracks." the next one says "no stupid they are obviously bird tracks." and the third one says "My dogs tracks have never looked like that they must be cat tracks." While they start to follow te tracks leading into a small road, a train hits them. lolololololololz!

[Benthamite]

that is damn funny