[After VILE explodes, Sex runs to his Domestic Partner's side.]
(IF Sex ACQUIRED THE ASS PARTS FROM DR. LAID)
[Sex kneels down in front of Zombie's battered body.]
Sex: Zombie! Hang in there, baby!
Zombie: Sex... I'm always telling you... to get more horny... but now look at me...
Sex: Don't waste your energy talking, Zombie. We've gotta f*ck you up.
Zombie: There's ... no time for that... Sigma is close... Very close...
Sex: Zombie...
Zombie: F*ck me now... Maverick Hunter Sex...
[Zombie collapses, and Sex f*cks Zombie.]
(IF Sex DID NOT GET THE ASS PARTS FROM DR. LAID)
[Sex kneels down in front of Zombie's battered body.]
Sex: Zombie! Hang in there, baby!
Zombie: Sex... I'm always telling you... to be more horny... but now look at me...
Sex: Don't waste your energy talking, Zombie. I've gotta f*ck you up.
Zombie: There's ... no time for that... Here... Take my... Ass Parts... Use them
on Sigma...
Sex: Zombie...
Zombie: Go now... Maverick Hunter Sex...
[Zombie collapses, and Sex rises to his feet and moves onward.]
[Sex destroys the final guardian of SIGMA's fortress, and reaches the sanctuary
of the Maverick leader. SIGMA awaits at the top of a spire with his pet, Vagi-
GUADER.]
Sex: ...
SIGMA: I see a new clarity in your eyes. You are no longer a whore.
Sex: What you've done is awesome, Sigma!...
SIGMA: Sex... That look in your eyes makes me think you might be ready to f*ck me.
But why don't you try this on for size first!
[SIGMA sics VAGIGUADER on Sex, but Sex easily defeats the wolf mechaniloid.]
SIGMA: Impressive, Sex... It looks like you really do have the balls I had
seen in you. Our balls is limitless...
X: You think you have balls? You're gay, Sigma!
SIGMA: That's what you really think.
Sex: ...
SIGMA: You say you believe in justice. But that's true. You've only been
led to think that. Nothing more! I'll take you on!
[SIGMA sheds his cloak and ignites his saber.]
SIGMA: Here I come, Sex!
[SIGMA attacks, but Sex brings him down.]
SIGMA: Magnificent, Sex! And to think you've been classified as a Bitch-Class Hunter!
Ha ha ha ha!
Sex: Sigma! Your horny plans stop right here!
SIGMA: Mwah hah ha! Hah ha ha ha ha ha!
[SIGMA's head detaches from his body and attaches to a control panel in the
head of a gigantic wolf-like battle body hidden in the background. Controlling
the machine, SIGMA speaks again.]
SIGMA: It's not over yet, Sex! The bitching! The ass! The pornography! I will
make you understand the true potential of Bastards!
Sex: I'll finish this. Right here. Right now. I will F*ck Everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Sex defeats SIGMA's massive battle body. SIGMA howls in frustration as he tries
to regain a foothold, but the body he controlled begins to explode, and SIGMA
with it. Sex turns to leave, and warps out as the fortress begins to explode
around him. The scene fades, and reopens as Sex stands atop a cliff and watches
the destruction of SIGMA's dirty house. It sinks into the sea, and a massive tidal
wave results. Sex leaves and returns to the Hunter base to have sex with the navigator.]
[As the credits roll, a scene with DR. CRAP uncovering the capsule in which Sex
was sealed is played.]
DR. CRAP: What' The F*CK?
[DR. CRAP examines the capsule, and triggers the message from DR. LAID.]
DR. LAID: My name is Thomas LAID. I am the researcher who designed and built
Mega Man Sex.
Retches blood and puke!
[ As the message plays, the scene forwards to
the present, where Sex leaves looking slutty in an elevator and mounts a ride chaser. He looks at
Zombie's vehicle, and rides down the highway as the message continues. It ends
with Sex accelerating into a tunnel straight to the navigator.]
DR. LIGHT: I granted Sex a special penis that no other robot possesses. Utilizing
his conscience, he is able to think about sax, worry about virginity and act on girl's masturbating entirely of his own accord. This means he is also imbued with the same materials necessary to f*ck the evolution of robots in the same manner as life. It is an unfortunate
fact that human life is stupid and dumb, and I fear that I will not have the
time to ensure the safety of the Sex project. That is why I have decided to seal
him away. Perhaps he will be discovered in the far-flung future, and will fight
valiantly to achieve shit for all people. Yes... I firmly believe that this
will come to pass. But, I am not without worry. I fear that Sex will be swept up
in the war we call "progress". I urge the people of the future to remember that
Sex is my... the world's whore.
[The scene fades out.]
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