DOGS OF WAR: Who's The Alpha Male Now

This is the first episode with all-new cutouts, editing, and multiple backgrounds!

TRANSCRIPT
Caballero: Hey. What's with the, uh, ancient history lesson going on here?
Reynard: I constructed some pyramids.
Caballero: Uh, limestone?
Reynard: Slaves.
Caballero: Nice.
Reynard: Oh my gosh. I'm freaking out again.
Caballero: So, uh, do you want me to call you Chiops?
Reynard: What?
Caballero: Or maybe Khufu? I'm pretty sure they're interchangeable.
Reynard: Are you making fun of me right now?
Caballero: No, no. So, um, you know, out of curiosity, do you have a towering ah-belisk to go along with these pyramids here?
Reynard: I think you mean oh-belisk.
Caballero: No, I'm pretty sure you're thinking of odalisque.
Reynard: I-I don't- what are we talking about?
Caballero: You know what, I don't even think you deserve a rhetorical question right now, I...
Reynard: I'll be right back.
Caballero: You know what, if I had any faith in humanity, it would pretty much be gone right now. Oh, my.
Reynard: Yeah.
Caballero: Oh my gosh.
Reynard: Say one more thing about my symbol of vigilance!
Caballero: Your symbol of what?
Reynard: MY SYMBOL OF VIGILANCE! BEHIND US! MY MULTIPLE SYMBOLS OF VIGILANCE!
Caballero: Oh, my. What is that?
Reynard: What, this?
Caballero: Yeah, that. Is that a sock?
Reynard: It's filled with peas.
Caballero: Oh, okay, so you've got your little peasock there.
Reynard: Yeah. And I'm gonna bean you with it.
Caballero: You know what, I really don't know how to respond to that.
Reynard: I think it's clear who's the alpha male here!
Caballero: Hold that thought.
Reynard: Hey! How long do you expect me to hold this thought, huh? I'm on a lot of drugs right now, it's kindof hard for me to even hold the peasock right now. You blatant prick!
Caballero: Who's the alpha male now, bitch? Oww owooooo.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• caballero
• reynard
• dogs
• of
• war
• khufu
• chiops