What If God Smoked Cannabis? (Cover)

(I wanted to do something funny, but it just came out stupid... Sorry)

Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannabis?

If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?

And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone

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[dudeononewheel]

terribal, absolutly terribal

[fosterroberts]

Dude, I agree. One of my worst, if not the worst.

Oh, and it's terrible.

[dudeononewheel]

lol, but get the right rythems, and it would sound alot better

[fosterroberts]

I agree man, I was totally off.

[rgz1985]

Don't listen to his rude comment, it was good for what it was

[fosterroberts]

No, I mean, I understand constructive criticisms. I'm fine with that. But thanks for calling it good, man!

[LucBoisvert1]

accustic ge-tars make the world sound better.... so does weed :)

[Fiftyfinne]

Actually this is really god :D.

Like it :)

[bdavy31892]

what are the chords?

[rsgirl10]

Is this hard to learn if I've never played the guitar? 

[s3m1pr0]

@fosterroberts dont worry, he's probably some religious freak. Good work!

[CRCRCRCRushton]

quite trippy listenin to it when ur stoned XD

[justdointhisforfun11]

Wow some people act so serious. It's a funny as hell song and this man does it amazing! Keep up the good work

[naytedogg]

i only clicked this coz i thought the cup was a bong :/

[Darwin06QL]

kool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SW1Q1]

you're not slurring your words properly.

Get the music score !

Cheers

from,

del-boy.

[mrmichaelstump]

acrually this is the best one on youtube