Crazed Homeless Woman.

As we spoke to this voluptuous woman adorning her street side bench, we realized that she indeed knew the secrets of life. We eagerly awaited her to spill forth her cornucopia of wisdom onto our receptive young brains. If only we could see this woman again, and thank her for relinquishing us from our existential pit of darkness, uplifting us to a point of enlightenment. I would be sure to tell her that I have accepted her given role as the king-general-elvis-cowboy-john-lennon-ridder of the world.

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[skatmatt]

please tell me there was a black girl with you...

hahah

"NIGER"???

[frolicwithbugs]

there was! which is why we were all i shock.

hahaha

and then she tried to play it off.

crazy crazy.

[curlycymruambyth]

OMG i want this woman !!! i want to put her in my pocket and carry her round to entertain me !!

''LEMONS..???''

[frolicwithbugs]

omg that would be the best form of entertainment.

why did i not think to kidnap her?!

dammit.

[clamchenko]

why was this recorded? some drunk homeless woman? i would have just left her alone

[tialeAHHH]

oh my god that was histerical

thankyouthankyouthankyou for recording that!

[katieMCbindergarten]

whoa!

[haydnrinker12]

what the fuck?

[disbemissann]

OH MY GOD, MICHAEL!!!!!

Thank you sooooo much for recording this.

THANK YOU.

If you had not recorded this, no one would have believed that it happened.

I wish I could have met her....