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Uploaded by on Oct 10, 2006

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The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects.

So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan -- remember, I am not making this up -- of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking is that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by seagulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal.

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  • god damn do i love the creativity of the yanks....

  • Hi, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "How do I stop some mean old mother hubbard some tearing me a new behind" because that would fall under the jurisdiction and conundrums of the TF2 system. I solve practical problems like, "How do I get dead whales off a beach?" Easy. Use dynamite. And if that don't work. Use more dynamite. Like this high end explosive, half ton, crap load of dynamite. Shipped by me. Carried by me. And you'd best hope... Not underneath you.

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  • whats with the shit video quality!

  • Say whale.

    Hwhale!

    It's whale.

    That's what I said, hwhale.

    Say wail

    Wail.

    Now say whale.

    Hwhale.

    Why do you put so much emphasis on the H?

  • PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!

  • It was a simpler time with simpler people I suppose

  • @Milbbk At least I'm not the one making the shit.

  • @UnLawfulName you don't solve shit

  • Dynamite solves all problems ranging from beached whales in Oregon, Muslims on pilgrimage, to the World Trade Center in New York.

    Here's to you, Alfred Nobel.

  • Hilarious stuff

  • @Willlikesludwig Not much outrage, the news doesnt even metnion quite alot of the troops who stand on IED's

  • i found this easy to masturbate too

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