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Meets and greets! gamesmasterjasper here announcing the official gamesmasterjasper quote contest. How do you participate? It's a good thing you asked, because I wouldn't have told you if you hadn't. All you need to do is write some quotes you'd like me to say. I'll say the lucky winner's quote and they'll also get some great gaming gear. I don't want to give too much away, but one of the prizes rhymes with "Rickey's World Famous 'Potsauce'". I've included a few of my favorite quotes to inspire you. Good luck! Oh, and one more thing...

Semper games.

- gamesmasterjasper

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  • Big announcement. The winner has been selected and it was me. However, there may be a second place. Good luck.

    - gamesmasterjasper

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  • We love these games as a newborn loves its mother's heartbeat. So, if we sell you our games, love them as we have loved them. Care for them as we have cared for them. Hold in your mind the memory of our RPG's saved games as they are when you receive them. And preserve them for all children to love them, as Shiggy loves us all.

    Games be upon you.

  • The goomba, koopa, the great Yoshi, these are our brothers.

    If we sell you our games, you must remember that they are sacred. The power button that gave our grandfather his first gaming session also receives his last. So if we sell you our games, you must keep them apart and sacred, as a place where man can go to taste the game fuel that is sweetened by the reward of a game well played.

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  • meats and greats, gamesmasterjasper

  • All I can hear is that smacking sound you keep making with your lips.

  • @gamesmasterjasper Fucking nigger

  • "[States something he says with conviction and swears is true.] [Contradicts it.]"

  • "Games. Games always change"

    -Gamesmasterjasper

  • "There have been some rumors saying that I am the son of Walter Day. I can neither confirm or deny this, but I do point you towards an earlier quote, in which I speculate that i was born of a game. Semper games!"

    -gamesmasterjasper

  • "And you shall play games, and playing games shall set you free." -Gamesmasterjasper

  • "I'm here to play games and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum." -Gamesmasterjasper

  • "In a time of universal deceit — playing games is a revolutionary act." -Gamesmasterjasper

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