Robert Peston BBC Trilology - Part 1 The Dalek Years

Part 1 of a Three Part trilogy.

Part 1 - The Dalek Years
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8TQMciXUJJo
Part 2 - Down the Rabbit Hole
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxUiqY3z60
Part 3 - This is the End
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oTBU_ugidns

Music is the title theme from Forest Gump

BBC business editor Robert Peston last night attained transcendence before converting himself into pure energy.


Robert Peston is now a shimmering orb of pale blue light hovering about four feet above his chair at the BBC Television Centre.

He continues to break stories on the financial crisis, but it has now taken the form of perfect knowledge beamed directly into your mind, or transmitted via a series of low, vibrating pulses.

BBC director general Mark Thompson said: "Robert is risen above the physical plain. He is both the essence and the vessel for all that is and will ever be.

"He is no longer Robert Peston, BBC business editor. His atoms are now woven into the very fabric of the universe. He is become pure news."

The BBC has also appealed to householders to limit their electricity use as the ball of light that used to be Robert Peston continues to suck millions of volts directly from the national grid.

Across London thousands of ecstatic followers poured into the streets to celebrate Peston's new form. Two goats were sacrificed outside JP Morgan as half-naked staff danced round a disco glitter ball.

Meanwhile the few remaining sceptics tried to jam Peston's transmissions by wearing a plastic bucket on their head.

Tom Logan, a trainee accountant, said: "He only err gets all these err stories, because he err spent much of the err last 10 years with his err nose rammed straight up err Gordon Brown's err dirt box."

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[ajaj82]

God i'd love to shoot him

[ibilly99]

Aja you've gor the love bit right and the god thingy - now if you can work on the shooting bit we've got a deal !

[Cortichelate]

His documentary 'made in britain' is so much BS. Does he mention whats happening to pharmaceutical sector in this country? NO --- They're all leaving. They will take their money which contributes significantly to innovation in those areas.

[Rhubba]

He's the man who makes up the news as he's going along.

[craiggybear]

His father is also a peer.

But his delivery is so weirdly off-puting it completely distracts the listener from what he's saying. Whether you can see him or not, the result is exactly the same.

I wish they would get rid of this smarmy, wise-after-the-event, twenty-twenty-hind-sighted, self-promoting, charlatan. He's patent;y quite mad.

[Wabeberu]

I'd like to shake him by the throat!

[RCMpianist]

Robert Peston is a Narcissisist

[Bam224]

That's my dad your talking about you willy!

[cncxgrinder]

id love to shake his hand he must be on the hit list of any criminal banking twat

[sparkythetortoise]

Truly inspired madness - you have captured the dicotomy of this troubled world with your surreal juxaposition of the mundance and the fantastic