COMEDY RAP - PUMP THAT P***Y

Comedy Rap:
LYRICS MADE BY RAMY NAZIM + JORDAN CATO:

Spiderman and Batman aint got nothin on me,
Cause im the only one with the power to pump that pussy,
A radioactive spider gave a bite to Peter Parker,
& Life in the sewers made ol' Batman grow darker,
But a kiss from a girl was the ultimate change,
You see our body fluids mixed and began to exchange,
And my DNA was normal...seemed unaffected,
But my bodies bottom half was surely errected,
It was there that day in which I learned my power,
To get in youre bitches pants within the hour,
I hotwire pussies like fast and the furious,
And im the real reason ol' George became curious,
See we bond like james,
I aint good with names,
And youre no intellect--but your great with brains,
And you love to talk sexy...its OH so dirt,
Imma swiffer jet baby so lift that skirt,
My politics aint lazy so get up and vote,
My motto's roots are grown from the seed of this quote,
Just like my boy Obama says "yes we can",
Im gonna BOMB that pussy like they do in Iran,
See bitches tend to front. moan, bicker and complain,
For me it dont matter I still make it Rain,
With Lil Wayne, Fat Joe and the whole papparazi,
I bring genocide to pussy like a pure bred Nazi,

Your innocence is gone Im an oscar winning charmer,
This isnt disney---FUCK your knight in shining armor,
Cinderella baby, you got till twelve o' clock,
At One ill have another bitch ridin my cock,
I aint the Joker but "Why so serious?",
Call me Eddie Murphy, Ill make your bitch Delirious,
Im quite the tree hugger, chop bitches---save trees,
Doing my part around the globe, Fuck girls overseas,
My dick is out this world some say its angelic,
My mind always in the game, call me Niko Bellic,
This is no video game this is Reality
MORTAL KOMBAT BABY WELL FUCK TILL FATALITY.

- Dont take offence its purely comical :D

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy rap
• funny
• brampton
• mississauga
• SNL
• madtv
• gangsta rap
• girls
• punani
• andy samberg
• mtv

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LMAO Sweet Lyrics and Raw sound :D