One Shell, Two Shell (a Dr. Seuss/Mario Kart mash-up) by Rock, Paper, Cynic
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Uploaded on Jun 28, 2009
A Mario Kart / Dr. Seuss protest song inspired by the "Mario Kart Love Song." Art, music, and stuff by Peter Chiykowski, the creator of the webcomic Rock, Paper, Cynic: http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?d...
You can download the mp3 for this song through the music section of his website: www.rockpapercynic.com/music.php
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One shell, two shell, red shell, blue shell,
Death-on-swift-wings-comes-for-you-shell
It's a cart race, not an arms race, so why can't you see,
How there used to be koopa troopas on Koopa Troopa beach?
We're all born on the finish line, everything's fine, waiting on our time to shine,
But it's over fast, hit the gas and blast past, pray you don't crash before your time,
You can't spell kart without heart unless you spell it correctly so here's what I'm trying to say,
I feel in the wheels of my automobile that this is real, there's no driving away.
Brothers versus brothers, fungus versus others, fratricide, fungicide, nowhere to hide,
We're slipping on our own peels, tires squeal, bending steel, this the end of the line,
Racing like stallions with irate Italians, the world's gone bananas on us anyway,
Live and learn, twist and turn, crash and burn, I'm concerned we'll all be boos by the end of the day,
Bananas should fight starvation, not be a source of aggravation,
We're spinning out, spinning out, spinning out-ow-out!
We've got our fingers on the trigger, but the lightning bolts can't make us bigger
We're fading away, fading away, fading away-hey-ay!
One banana, two banana, three banana, four!
Bowser's trousers, no more war!
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Uploader Comments (rockpapercynic)
mariodude8989211 1 year ago
What webcomic? I need the link.
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rockpapercynic 1 year ago
Thanks for asking! I put some lyrics in the video description. The webcomic link is also there.
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XanOdd 3 years ago
I tried to download the Mp3,but it's not on your site...
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rockpapercynic 3 years ago
Hmmm... I'm not sure if I said this yet, but it's been re-uploaded in the last week or so.
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b1u3too 3 years ago
Nom nom, you can never go wrong with some Canon. ;D
And why yes, me and my bro flipped open our cellphones, swayed, and wailed along with this song. Great heartfelt stuff....really.
And guessing this is the *best* place to ask... When you say free music, does that mean that your music on RockPaperCynic is in the Creative Commons for the time being? I ask because a few songs have struck me for a multimedia video assignment. *running out of words yeek, but let me know, and thank you. =)*
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rockpapercynic 3 years ago
Yup, Creative Commons Share Alike goodness!
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Ultimatum479 3 years ago
"You can't spell kart without heart unless you spell it correctly"
Brilliance.
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Cambreath 3 years ago
This one is great for singing along to, the lovse song is great for serenading someone special.
6 of one, half-dozen of the other.
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akbarkas0312 3 months ago
палец вверх, если с луркоморья
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Sockan32 11 months ago
The mp3 isn't the same as the song here :/ Any chance of getting an mp3 of this one too?
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mariodude8989211 1 year ago
Other than that, it's good.
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mariodude8989211 1 year ago
I can't hear some parts too well. You should put more of the lyrics on the screen.
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Venom13537 1 year ago
"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Let's drive off and kill the penguins."
That had me literally fall out of my chair laughing.
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dementis93 1 year ago
This version is on the Wii, I think. My version was on GameCube, but the Wii and GameCube are pretty similar, if I remember correctly. Maybe a couple of different courses.
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Watcher863 1 year ago
Oh, is this on the Wii? I had the ds version (it broke my L button).
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dementis93 1 year ago
Ah, this is frustrating because I can't remember the name of the course, my MarioKart game is at my dad's... The penguins were ice-skating at the ice rink in the Mushroom Cup, I think it was. They always skated right in the way of my Kart and I'd go spinning off and crashing. So i know what he's talking about, hating the damn penguins...
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