Das Ranting: Mervin Reads! Twilight Illustrated Guide (Episode 12)

As promised, here I am with episode twelve of Mervin Reads! For this little ep, we cover the two "Romanian" vampires Vladimir and Stefan!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Twilight
• Edward
• Bella
• discussion
• Cullen
• New Moon
• Eclipse
• Breaking Dawn
• Stephenie Meyer

[terraceth]

You're actually complaining about ending a sentence with a preposition? I checked two major style manuals and both agreed that there is nothing wrong with doing that.

[dasmervin]

@terraceth In case you didn't notice, I complain about everything.

However, if writing styles have changed since I went to school, however, I apologize for bitching about something unnecessarily.

[nicolebmoviesFTW2]

"I also have to ask: What are they waiting for?"

Huh! You ended your sentence in a preposition! ...Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm a smart-ass. XD Anyway, great new episode. Your cat's adorable. <3

The more episodes of this I watch, the more stupid it seems that Smeyers made a guide for this shit. I mean, it's fapping material for sick fucks who get off on abusive, psychotic murderers. It has no plot or decent story, or interesting characters, so making a guide for it is so moronic.

[dasmervin]

@nicolebmoviesFTW2 Hey, if I were being paid to do this like Meyer gets paid to write books, I'd be sure NOT to end sentences with prepositions, believe me. :D

Thing about the guide is that Meyer waited way, way too long to release it. She should have released it very shortly after Breaking Dawn. This Guide has received very little attention--interest in her work is waning, and I think she knows it.

[TheBookwurm82]

(angry sigh of frustration). to be quite honest and this is literally the way i look at any man too. i would rather take someone ugly with a good heart than to take a good looking one that's a jerk and a bastard, and i can just keep going on with that list but you get the point.

anyway what was smeyer trying to do with james coven anyway,especially victoria argh to that but anyway cant wait for your video on that coven.

and great video on the (non-romanians, non-dacia) whatever they are

[TheBookwurm82]

@RWBn00b Your right! I dont know thought.

I guess Smeyer doesnt want to do it because that would pit father against daughter, and she doesnt want to do it

[RWBn00b]

Funny little plothole I found, due to a tidbit of fact.

Charlie has Bella's "immunity". Logically, his blood should be almost as bacony as well.

So why has no vamp ever gone for him? If Aro and the others want powerful ones, Charlie has fully developed muscles, and is decently big at 6'0". He'd be like Bella, only a ****ton stronger.

[IcedBlueTea]

While Stefan does mean "crowned one", it is actually from the Greek stephanos, which refers to crowns given to winners of races or other athletic events.

These are excellent videos, :) and I'm very glad you have a diagnosis.

Best wishes~

[tehsupervampy]

OMG MERVIN'S CATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTT. I loves your cat...

[aquabluecat123]

I saw this video on my subscription list and procceed to drop everything and drool.

:D.

I'm such a fan. <3.

[nicolebmoviesFTW2]

@dasmervin That's okay. <3 Hobbies and "professions" are very different things, after all, as is speaking and writing. Besides, I still think you speak better in your hobby vids than Smeyers does when she's writing "professionally." :\

LOL! You don't know how happy I am to hear that. You mentioned how little you paid for this guide, and I've noticed a lot of former Twitards admitting they have no idea why they liked ever Smeyers' crap. To quote Cas: that (or these XD) makes me... very happy. :D

[TheBookwurm82]

These profiles just get dumber by the moment, and while i have read some of the guide i didnt read it all and james laurent and victoria where no special people in fact i think i found james profile the dumbest profile of them all. not even a paragraph in and she was insulting him. personally i found james character too be hot (well at least in the movie) but i am really irrited at how she did her bad guys. all the good guys are the most beautiful creatures on earth all the bad guys are ugly