20/20 - Politically Incorrect Guide To Politics - Pt. 4 of 6

I'm a stosselian south-parkist, which means I'm a 21st century progressive.

Fuck all the rest of you babies, I'm surprised you even got this far!

maybe everyone should check out the Libertarian Party

john stossel is my hero

don't mess with the stoss

Lol, we're paying the Government for all these ridiculous rules?

Campaign-financing laws are used to censor grass roots movement. It makes me sick that this is what America has become.

I've heard politicans say "The Goverment Starts with you!"

NO it starts with YOUR money. YOU can't play a part in it without a law degree, a personal fortune, and friends in high places.

Pardon me while I weep for the nation.

Agreed

I want someone to make a t-shirt, button, bumper sticker, campaign sign, etc. that says:
"Want my vote? Then leave me alone to solve my own problems meaning:
1. Quit trying to fix the economy,
2. Quit trying to save my house,
3. Quit trying to save the earth,
4. Quit trying to solve my health care,
5. Start trying to lower EVERONE'S (including the rich) taxes,
5. AND START TRYING TO SOLVE THE U.S. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S MASSIVE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS DEBT TO CHINA!!!!"

except in this case, they are making the rules with the loopholes in them so that they don't have to abide by the rules they make.