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Uploaded by on Aug 7, 2009

Lyrics: I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming onto her
(Each night seems like it's getting worse)
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming onto her
(It happens every night she works)

They'll go and ask the DJ
To find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
(Don't they know it's never going to work?)
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
(This time somebody's gettin' hurt)

Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant

And I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming onto her
(Don't they know it's never going to work?)
And each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming onto her
(This time somebody's gettin' hurt)

Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant

I'm hateing what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's gettin' hurt

Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping)
And I wish you'd do it again (each night seems like it's getting worse)
And I wish you'd do it again (this time somebody's gettin' hurt)
There goes the next contestant

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  • IS THAT YOUR HAND ON MY GIRLFRIEND!?!?!

    

  • HERE COMES THE NEXT CONTESTANT.

  • The most true lyric i have ever heard in a song!

  • D: oh my god! one week searching for this song and its BETTER than i expected <3.<3

  • @ExplosiveBottle Everyone has their own opinions.

  • OK then i never heared good music LOL i dont like him =( I feel bored =( sry for that xd  but i didnt dislike for you guys ^^

  • @xeridoo i love nickelback but why ya hating on eminem though

  • The 22 people that disliked this have probably not heard real music! Nickelback rocks!

  • Bad ass song!!! im the same way with Girls!! haha i would beat the hell out of someone if they put the hands on my girlfriend!!!!! 'you can look but not touch!'

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