MOH speech/performance

LYRICS
(man in the mirror)
Emily and jeremy
Are getting married today.
It's gonna be real fun, party at the beach
While sing my speeeeeeeech

The night that he proposed to her
They found a big dead bird
Next to her sparkling ring

His love he did profess
And she said yes
But it's time to rewind
and tell you where these two did meet

They met at TBC
Interactive designer was he
She was in accounts

They started as friends, then started making out
Pretty soon they bought their first house
But there's something that you should know

They owe it all to Allen Charles
Their love made it through all his snarles
If they hadn't drank the TBC cool aid

They might not be together
And that would be sad
So raise your glass to the man
Who makes everyone mad!


(smooth criminal)
During one busy workday
Em had a question she couldn't answer
So she ran up to the third floor
To ask Jeremy, thought he'd know for sure
She ran into his office
Checked to see what his answer would be
She was so surprised when
He shouted "Emily, I'm freaking busy"

Emmy are you okay
Are you okay
Are you okay Emmy? (3x)

You've been yelled at
You've been screamed at
By an angry Jeremy


(don't stop til you get enough)
Red star
Is where they used to hang
In Fells Point
Everyone knew their name

Annabel Lee's
Tavern loves them too
Although their fish
Would often make them poo

Vagita's their cat that wears sweat pants
He's so fat, because he mows down plants

C'mon, everyone loves these two
He wears funky socks under his shoes
C'mon, everyone loves these two
They have another cat named Goku(2x)


(ben)
Em the two of you need look no more
You both found what you were looking for
With a love to call your own
You'll never be alone
And remember Emily
You've got a friend in me

J, she'll give her heart to you today
I see your love takes her breath away
And remember this one thing
When putting on those rings
You're love will only grow
You have a place to go

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• MOH speech
• matron of honor speech
• maid of honor speech
• wedding speech
• wedding
• michael jackson

[laurenwalnut199]

Love it!!! Very entertaining, looks like it was a hit! :D