Limmy: Salt conspiracy theory

We're running out of salt. Or so THEY say.

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[MotherwellsFinest]

See when a wis it uni in England cause they werenae used tae snow a cunt wis runnin for a lecture slipped and skited aboot hauf a mile up the road, funny as fuck man

[cRaMer347]

are you stupid, that comment made no sense...if the ocean dries out there will be nothing but salt....obviously....

[SmokinHadz]

Haha I love coming on here and picking out the retards that dont get the clever joke here and post negative comments about this thinking hes being serious. Priceless, nice one limmy, makes me smile. *p.s. for those retards, havent you noticed most of his blogs are troll worthy, if youve not seen any others I suggest you go watch some.

[SynysterSte]

@poeira1983 find your own salt mine and make them eat a dick

[poeira1983]

How do we fight the Salt Kings?!?!

[AdriansPunk]

@cRaMer347 oh aye and where the fuck would the sand, whales, sharks and Nemo go to?... aye dae yer hamewurk furst pal!

[AdriansPunk]

Fuck salt!, I wear golf-shoes and can run aboot freely like a big mad gripped up fuckbag. It came in handy last year too when a smackheed shouted at me near Asda, so I laid him down and took the skin straight off his clay peely wallehy coupon... fuckin great things.

[CrusstyJugglers]

This is complete nonsense.

[mindbending11]

Whay the fuk duz Scottish Power (an ironic business name if thir ivvir wiz one) buy thair power fae? Mibays it's the same english fannyz that lend oot £93 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00,000, tay keep a whole country gaun. Unbefuckinlievable but believable anywise. Its only poor people that use less ay anything, it's obvious kunts way dosh dinny gee a fuk, and...when ah'm a rich fat bastard neither will I.

Thir's nae proven research that suggests salt is bad fir ye.

[kcgeil]

Utter bollocks.

For fucks sake do a few wilipedia searches at the very least.

[memmnock]

You get them told Limmy lol

[sleeper1929]

I'm sure all the big 5 british energy companies actually ARE their own wholesalers, they set the price they buy it at and the price they sell it at! That's Fucked! It's called Vertical Intergration. Look it up everybody, it's shockin man.