Zooey Deschanel: Exclusive Interview

she looks like Katy Perry

Neil Young - Harvest
some Linda Ronstadt song
Withnail & I
accent database ?
Ernest Hemingway

thanks so much!!!!!

the way she talks, and the way she stares at you, it's like she's a brain dead zombie.

"usually va nill a".

it's always hemmingway, or surf rock. it's like she's stuck in a time warp. her whole persona just seems like it was crafted for her.

she has those penetrating, starry, crack whore eyes that we all love in celebrities. we want our stars to look as if they're falling, even as they're rising. her handlers sure know how to push all the right buttons. smeared eye liner, check. messy, jet black hair, check. crack cocaine, check check check.

they sort of have a whole 30s 40s retro thing going one with her, but with 90s 00s crack whore twist. her programmers have done their homework.

wow u must really hate her
but somehow ur obssessed with her and btw she looks fine
i dont kno how fucked up ur eyes must of gotten looking at animal porn 24/7 but its starting to affect u - u must of mistaken her for ur mom

no, i don't hate her, i feel sorry for her, i think she's a mind controlled sex slave. you have no idea what i'm talking about do you? check out the freeman perspective on youtube, or vigilantcitizenpointcom for more info.

i couldn't agree with you more. i think she's absolutely gorgeous. i think i'm in love with a mannequin.

oh no so you think that all celebrities r faked
oh no ur one of those guys
quick question do u belive that 9/11 was a conspiricy theory or that there r aliens in "area 51"
bloody hell im sry m8 but thats absolute bull shit i kno ur gonna say im one of the mind controlled sheep and that ive been blinded but have you actually listened to urself

trust me when i say this m8 life is boring there r no big conspiricies and teh fact of the matter is zooey is hot

love her!!!