Squirrel zapped by bird table.

How to keep pesky squirrels off your bird table nuts. A squirrel gets a shock from our electrified nuts. It's only a small current from a battery though and no squirrels were harmed! dr-bellend.com

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Comedy

Tags:

• squirrel
• zapped
• shocked
• electrocuted
• high
• voltage

[chris88973]

When you live in the woods and your sister doesn't wan't to have sex with you. This is what you DOOOooooooo.

[doctorbellend]

Thank you, but I live in a £600,000 house without any woods nearby and my sister isn't my type.

[7777dmith7777]

Seems like you need more voltage ? Mines 220 V AC. works like a champ. I even set up a steel hoop below with a trashbag tucked around it for easy cleanup, boy it really piles em up. You can email me for the plans.

[doctorbellend]

Sounds good, get it on here! It's easy to design something to kill em. I built a rat killer from a microwave transformer that sets them on fire with 2000V but I don't want to kill squirrels because my wife would kick me in the spuds.

[flickeries]

Why don't the animal lovers rant about this, why ...cuz not everyone gives a hoot about squirrels more than C&Ds?

Yep, hyporcritic aren't they? Lol the squirrel sure jumped fast but is there another less shocking method to get them off, like not placing the feeder near another object and lubricating the stem?

[doctorbellend]

The whole point of the bird table is that you want to see the birds. At my house that puts it near things. I could put it in the middle of an empty car park on a 20 foot greased pole but that would defeat the object.

[Gamernotnerd]

I hate it when squirrels bite my nuts.

[kuza261]

THE SPUDS? LOL XD

[van1978halen]

shoot one in the foot so it can goe tell its friends to stay away. problem solved!

[SLiDEnl]

haha awesome

[redcrown666]

the squirrels where i live bite open window frames , it needs to be dealt with