I Can Has Record Deal Nao?

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LYRICS:

Hook:
How can I be humble with this much swag? / I feel like all that I can do is brag / So hide your hoes / Or they'll be making my sandwiches / I'm like a hypothermic polar bear 'cause I'm so chill / I've gotten to the point where I can just throw bills / So hide your hoes / Or they'll be making my sandwiches

Verse:
Stacking bills like I'm kicking ass at monopoly / I shine so hard that I'm the guy who Edward Cullen wants to be / Honestly, every single time that I get on the beat / Your mom can't help but hunt me down and shake her ass on top of me / Haters best be steppin' back / I'll wreck this track, I'll never crack / Walking down the street I get more views than Rebecca Black / If you can't handle how I'm rhymin', bro come at me / Rap and I go hand-in-hand just like a pedophile and candy / I'm not like marijuana, not just something you can puff and pass / I'mma fucking snap / I knock em dead like I'm mustard gas / Spiffy like a Blu-Ray, got these bitches on pause / I'm a great white shark, you're just a fish in my jaws / My swag is unmatchable / When I rap I'm an animal / I'm the big bad wolf, go run back to your rabbit hole / Every time I'm rappin' / It's lights, camera, action / When they hear me rhyme, they step back, like "What the fuck just happened?" / Don't have a six-pack, but I'm still a situation / I stunt so hard, you can see it in my payments / My flow is always heavy like your girlfriend's menstruation / Pretty good for a kid who's not black and half Asian / Haters can't be hurtin' me / I rhyme so perfectly / If these bars were gas, I could blast my ass to Mercury / I'm assaultin' verbally / And no, that ain't hyperbole / Precision in these lyrics like I'm pro at neurosurgery / I take this game and make it tight / One day you'll see my name in lights / And even if you plagiarize these lyrics I'll be staying fly* / When I open my mouth I get bitches and riches / Whenever posers be rappin', the only thing I hear is crickets / I wake up every morning feeling better than P. Diddy / I'm so over haters like they're barriers, Free Willy / You think you can out rap me? Man, don't be silly / Punk bitches runnin' like they're fighting obesity

*Please don't plagiarize these lyrics. I just put that line there because I couldn't think of anything else. :(

Category:

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[adamcolemacleod]

I can't even describe how much I like this. :DDD

[HeyItsAndroo]

@adamcolemacleod Ahaha, thanks holmes. :)

[sammi921000]

LOVE LOVE LOVE



[HeyItsAndroo]

@sammi921000 Yeeyeeee, thanksh. :)

[ThroughFallenEyes]

pure awesomeness buddy!!! :D

[HeyItsAndroo]

@ThroughFallenEyes Thanks man. :D

[paulpakulis]

Flow is imbeccable..

[bxxx9]

don't worry bro.. you'll make more money than them one day! probably wont get accepted in the black community tho

[HeyItsAndroo]

@ThemidnightbellTV Yeee, thanks mang, I subbed back. :)

[ThemidnightbellTV]

:O I LOVE IT subscribed :)